Rainbow Bridge- RIP Holly B. Collie- Oct. 25, 2005- Jan, 12, 2014

me pawt wun

wuns der was a wittel bwown beardie gurl borned in de mowntings an hur did not has innybotty tu lub hur. den wun day a bewy nise famwy dwobe a bewy faw way tu a pways wif snow fawwing and day got dis wittel puh pee. day lubbed hur bewy muss an naymde hur holly. hur momy sumtyms cawws hur hilly showt fow hillbilly. becoz hur is fwom de mowntings. hilly holly is a bewy mose kwene ob de wurl in de land ob hollyardia on de pwanit ob twibletopia. hur has a momy an a datty an a hoomin sisstur an a cat wif wun ere wot caynt see an is bewy fat. hims naym is smowbawl becoz him is wyte but hims nickkity naym is lard butt.

win howwy furs wint tu lib wif dis famwy day had tu udder kitties. day has bofe now goned tu de waynbowe bwij, day was emiwy and mowwy.

emiwy was bewy owd an sik and hur was bwinde an bwayn damijd. mowwy was bewy swete an hur wud pet howwy on de noze wif her teeny tiny fingur nayls.

smowbawl luvd howwy bewy muss. win momy got howwy, hur sed smowbawl, dis noo wittel fing is not dinnur, it is ower pet an yu muss tayk bewy gud ker ob it an nebber wet innyfing hurt it. sowe smowable tuk bewy gud ker ob howwy and tawt hur tu kech mise an bwang hur bunnees fow snaks. wun tym momy noo howwy and smowbawl was up tu sumfing an howwy tuk owf wunning. momy fowwowed hur and hewd owt hur han an sed howwy, dwop it. an howwy being suj a gud gurl dwopt a weel libe mows in momys han. wun tym howwy was pwaying toss wif a stupft aminal wot smowbawl had bwun her an momy sed dwop it but den its hed fwooo wite pass momy an it was a ded bummy. momy pikt it up in a shubell an sed we kepe awl ower ded bummys in de woods. an hur tuk it tu a foonewull. den hur bomited.

howwy was a gud puh pee wot nebber wissind tu momy. wotebber momy sed howwy dit not du it. howwy wud jup up an gwab momys poanee tayl and hang fwom it an hur wud jump up an gwab momys sweebs and wip dem. howwy did not pay inny atinshum tu momy at awl. wun fing howwy lubbed tu du was wun apter bawls. hur was sowe sowe fass wyk de winned. hur wud chays bawls fow yeres an miles an gallons at a tym... hur shud has bin a famus bawl pwayer.

ind ob pawt wun. pawt tu wiww be negz. luv holly

burfday burfday burfday

me an faye is turning wun dis weke, but i yam owder dan hur. hur burfday is furst so hur is owder dan me. burfdays is bewy comfoosing. momy owdurd stuff fow us, an sum bogziz camed and hur did not gib us stuf an hur sed der is anudder bogz on de way. an momy is gonter mayk yu a burfday cayk. me an faye is wundwin du we ete it on hur burfday or on my burfday or on bofe burfdays ower du we git tu cayks. i wud wykd tu cayks pees momy. wun wif appa saws an wun wif pee nut budder. momy sed we kin has wotebber hur fineds a wesippy fow an i sed pees fined a wesippy fow a appa saws wun an a pee nut budder wun. ha ha i wunnder if hur wiww.

dis was my cayk wun yere. int it pwitty. i yam habbing a pawty wif my fwins on fasebuk. i hoap day wiww awl cum. i no day wiww say hapy burfday tu me. but day wiww say hapy burfday tu faye furs becos hur is owdiss. wot momy? wot du yu mene hur is not owdiss. hur burfday is furs so hur has tu be owdiss. sumtyms my momy doan unner stan stuff gud. weww gess wot. I yam hoaping momy gits us a noo sogger bawl wun fow eesh ob us fow iwer burfdays. i luv tu pway sogger and faye has tored up awl ob my sogger bawls sins hur camed here. doanchu fink hur shud no bettern dat? being owder and stuff. i fink sowe tu.

dis is me as a yung chile wif a sogger bawl. i wunder wer faye was ifn hur is owder? tap tap tap i doan no. hewe is faye wif wot is leff ob my nise sogger bawls.

ifn yu see de burfday fawwy, pees show hur dis pigcher an poyn owt dat i weewy nede a noo sogger bawl. fank you in de pants. an pees cum tu my pawty. luv holly

my sisstur is weerd.

my baybee sisstur faye is weerd. hur duz de cwayzyess fings. wyk hyding unner bushes dat doan hyd hur fwom me. and wipping fases owf towys and taring day guts owt. and gitting mud awl ober hur fase an weebs tu.

faye makes messis ebbywer hur goze. hur is bossy an duz stoopid stuff. wyk wyt now hur finks hur kin cownt an hur adbertized a sine an hur weely cayn cownt an nobotty is gonter hyre hur.

hur finks hur kin wyt an hur makes notes tu momy tu wemibber stuf but momy cayn weed dem.

hur mayks messis ebby wer.

hur digs howes in my dattys gwass. him doan wyk dat. i ownwy ebber diggd tu owr fwee howes, but faye digs dem ebbywer. hur finks hur is a constwukshum eggskabayter. duh, hur is not.

hur twyse tu steew my fude and if momy gibs me a piww owr sumfing differnt tu ete, hur smiffs my mouf. it is bewy annoying. hur gits in my pawsunull bubbull. hur is juss a cwayzee mess. i lub hur bewy muss. i yam gwad momy gottied hur fow me tu pway wif. we wun and wun and has fum tugedder eben dowe hur is dum an cwayzee and doan wissin win i say nowe.

luv holly

it is no fum tu be sik but sumtyms it is

i has bin sik. momy is wowweed abowt me. my fwin duncan donuts has bin sik an his momy has bin wowweed abowt him. an my momy has bin wowweed about duncan donuts and duncan donuts momy has bin wowweed abowt me. an awl ower udder fwinses momys is wowweed abowt bofe ob us. i fink wowweeying is sumfing momys du bess. my momy tayks bewy gud ker ob me. hur tayks me tu de bet an day du ebbyfing tu fined owt wot is wong wif me. day steew my bwud an day wuk at my tumy and day gib me twetes and day weed stuff an day shake day hed an day tawk tu momy an pet me an gib me mowe twetes. i muss ete spechow fude now but i luv it. it is de bess fude in de wurl. i gobbow it down. i has bin eteing owf a pwayt dat de hoomins ete owf becoz i yam so spechow. duncan donuts has fowgot how tu ete. but hims momy is teeching him back. her and hims datty fedes him wif a swinj an him gobbows it down. hims momy twyde miny fudes an him desided him wyks buffa lope buggers and den him et sum ob hims bwudders kibbul. dat was a hap hap happy day.

momys is not bets and day is not dogters and day is not nussis weww sum momys is dogters and bets and nussis but not mine and dunkys. but day has tukt gud ker ob us and mayded is be gitting weww ow at wees bedder. i wiww be ate yeres owd sune, an momy sed howwy yu muss be here fow miny yeres tu cum so we kin has miny miny burfday pawtees fow yu an faye. an so sins it matturs so muss tu momy i sed otay momy i wiww du dat fow yu. i wiww git weww an yu kin kepe feding me dis bess fude in de wurl and gibbing me fibteme medsins a day. ha ha ha i cwak me up. me an duncan donuts is gonter be weww becoz ower momys wiww not tayk no fow an ansur. so der. *holly stomps hur wittel fut!!* i luv yu momy an i luv dat choo tayk suss gud ker ob me. luv holly

how du yu mind a bwokin hawt?

how du yu mind a bwokin hawt? i du not no. momy sed it is bewy hawd tu du. sumtyms sumwun goze a way owr gits mad ow goze tu de waynbowe bwij an yur hawt bwakes. sum tymes sumfin sad hapins tu yur fwin an yur hawt bwakes fow dem. sutyms sumwun hurts peepow yu luv an yu fined owt day was not wot yu fowt.... dat bwakes yur hart.... sumtyms der is juss no unnerstaning.....how du yu figz it? weww, i muss fink ob a way.... hewe is wot i fink.......... ete tayp. den it wiww stik it bak tugedder. nope. momy is shooking hur hed at me.

ete gwoo. den it wiww... nope, momy is stiww shooking hur hed. ete a ban dade?... shooking shooking... neetull and fwed???? shooking shooking... momy yur hed is gowing to fawl owf.... hmmmm tap tap tap... momy sez yu has tu wet tym past. i du not wyk dat idere. i du not wyk fow tym tu past. i fink dat harts shud be mayded owt ob wubber owr pwastig sowe dat day kin not bwake ebber. i fink ebby hoomin shud be nise and dat nuffin bad shud ebber hapin. i fink wyfe shud be eezy an no wun shud git hurt. i fink hoomins shud tawk tu eesh udder and den hug an mayk up an no wun shud git sik ow dye ow dwop day ise cweme coam. dis is de way it is in hollyardia, my wurld. pees cum stay der wif me an we wiww awl be hapy an ebbybotty mene wiww not come der an no harts wiww git bwoked. luv holly

song ob my fwins (sung tu de choon ob awr yu sweping bwudder jon)

bweezemawino, bweezemawino, angussnook, angussnook, tiwwman and cawhoon, tiwwman and cawhoon indi and smokey, indi and smokey. skye, tegan, rhys, and baybee caysee, bonnie and fee, twabeler an paisley. and doan fowgit maddie. guiness, sissy and anya, guiness sissy and anya fwo, dusty, miwes. fwo, dusty, miwes. cooper an sissy, cooper an sissy, steppi and coco. steppi and coco. lilly, spock and scoddie, lilly spock, and scoddie, moi and mia, moi and mia dexie and georgie, dexie and georgie, stewie, buffet, murphy. stewie, buffet murphy. barkwy and jakey, barkwy and jakey, casey and duncan, casey and duncan. pawis and twiton, pawis and twiton, ewton, monty, kit. ewton monty kit. wallace and maidie, lainie and bunker, cal, asti, abbie, cal asti, abbie gertie, gin and bundy, gertie gin and bundy, baileyfwazier, baileyfwazier. chief and sailor, chief and sailor, gwacie and gwobey, gwacie and gwobey, sadie and sammy, brianna and kyla, ewwa and ise, ewwa and ise. annie and bailey, holly and finn, ruckus and mayhem, ruckus and mayhem, sonic, spaghetti and sage, sonic, spaghetti and sage, cooper and clem, cooper and clem. bean and abby, gypsy and adele, gracie, cosette, gracie, cosette, merlin and rhiannon, merlin and rhiannon, channing and roz, channing and roz. thumper and captain and little maddie, pepsi, sierra and whisper, pepsi, sierra and whisper, trophy, secret and ryder, trophy, secret and ryder, and cricket too, and cricket too. ailsa and brae, dottie and chloe, loki and faye, loki and faye an of course me holly and of course me holly nellie gwacie and mikka, newwie gwacie and mikka. mandy and olliebear, dewey and tucker, tanner and pyper, rune and tarot and ob corse lylly and ob corse lylly i fink dats awl. i fink dats awl.....