swimming

i has moved house and so i don't has my own big pool any more. i do has a wading pool and mommy is going to fix it one day for me to splash in

i has a fwind named nellie. she has sisters named gwacie and mikka and dey live in a weally nice fancy speshul eggsiding pwace what has a in gwound pool. gwacie wikes to sit on de steps of de pool on her mommy's lap and de water is vewwwy cool for her.

one day my fwind nellie was wunning and she fell into de pool. she was vewwwy scared and her mommmy lept to her own danger into de water and swam past de shawrks and submarines and whales and gwabbed nellie and swam for 50 hours to get her to safety on de steps. nellie was vewwwy scawered because she is only just a little more than a year old which is still a baby in dog years and she dint' no how to swim. her mommy saved her life. i fink her mommy should get a award fwom de fire department or de fbi or maybe animal cops on tv for being so bwave. gwacie was weally gwad dat her nellie dint dwown and me too. we suggested nellie might want to learn to swim, or make sure she is always wearing water wings and a inner tube just in case. nellie has gotted in de water sins den and she said she moved her feet so she won't dwown.

i fink dis is a weally good wesson that if you has a pool, you might want to always scoot awound your yard in a canoo. luv holly

magical stuffis

what shall i wite about 2day? i fink i will tell about my fwind arwen's winged sheepies. what, you say, did you say arwen has winged sheepies? yes i did say dat vewwwy fing.

to begin wif, arwen and her mommy went to wive in tegsas. it is a far away pwace dat is vewwwy big and has vewwwy big fings in it. mommy says it's as big as de whole world and has wots of sand. de cows der has twees on dey heads, yes in't dat amzing? dey has woad wunners dat go by and say meep meep and shop at acme suppwy, i no dis because i saw it on tv. so when dey moved der, dey was vewwwy sad because arwen's human daddy had died and gone to heaven but dey was so so bwave and moved all de way acwoss de world to wive in dis pwace wif magical cweachurs like cows wif twees on dey heads. arwen's mommy tole her she would get her sheepies, but de sheepies nevver got der.

so arwen was understandably miffed. she got cows and goteses and a kitty and stuff. she had to go to snake cwasss. but no sheepies. but den one day arwens mommy came home wif somefing magical!! it was sheepie egges. we no it was sheepie egges because she had pwomised and so it had to be in de magical land of tegsas.

de furst batch of sheepie egges all went to sweep and dint wake up. but somefing amazing happened wif de second batch. one of dose sheepie egges got a crack and den you could see somefing and den hear somefing and suddenly one day de winged sheepie popped out. it looked kinda like a bwack chicken but it was a baby sheepie! we helped name it and it was named baa-by gwadys!! isn't dat de most beeee oooo teeee ful name for a winged sheepie?

baa-by gwadys is still small but she is starting to get her more feathers and one day she will take a big gasp of air and she will look like a winged sheepie. wight now she is in disguise as a chicken to keep her safe and keep the television cameras away because taking pigchers of magical cweachers is strickly forbidded. arwens mommy dint want baa-by gwadys to be wonely so she got lots of uvver winged sheepies for her to have to pway wif.

all dis makes me so so happy and helps me beweeve in magic because i has seen it wif my own too iyes!! luv holly

oh, pee esss. i forgotted to menshundat arwen hasn't been feewing good and has been ichy and sik to her tummy and i want her to feel better and i fought making her famus mite help her feel better since i fink evewybody in de world weads my bwog! luv holly

holly camp

evewy too years, dey has somefing called beardie camp. dey has it at pureena fawrms in pureena land and lotsa beardies and der humans go. dey do all kindsa things and has contests and eat and swim and herd and learn to do the macarena and make popcorn strings, fun stuff like that. i din't go this year. i has never gone but i din't go this year too. some day mommy said we'd twy to go but it hasn't happened yet.

so i decided to has holly camp at my house. i new i could take my helamocopter and pick up all my fwinds and we could has camp at my house and has lotsa fun and all that jazz. lotsa my fwinds and dey mommmys bwought tents and camped for de week. it was fwom toosday to fwiday, because dat made it one more day dan beardie camp and dat much bettererer!! ha ha ha i cwack me up. i can't even imagine to list all de fwinds what came but der was 20 or 30 or a hunderd there. we had fun.

we had so much fun and we made a facebook gwoup for it and we posted pigchers and everyone said holly this is the mostestest fun i has ever had in my hole life. and some beardies had me come pick dem up fwom beardie camp at night because we had camp fires and scary stories and mashmerlerr cooking at night and one niht it stormed and we was all quaking in our not boots. well angus was prolly wearing bootses but not de west of us.

we played digging and made mud to slide in and we played in baby pools and we all wore tiaras and cwowns and evewy body got to be a pwince or a pwincess and we took naps. my twiblet bweeze mawino brang pam cakes and boy was dey good and we had icee cweam and egges wif cheese and applies and bananananas and booberries and i can't even list all de stuff we had. one day we fwew de helamocopter over beardie camp and dwopped water bawoons on dem. dey fought it was a big storm! ha ha ha we was so funny.

it was so sad when holly camp was over, but we is pwanning to has one in de winter when dey is snow. it'll be called winter holly camp and you should all come because it's de best fing ever. if you want to see all de eggsidement, you can log onto facebook and look for holly camp and you will find it. luv holly

i is so so sad

my fwind nellie told me she came to bisit my bwog and i hadn't written anyfing new and she was sad. so dat made me vewwwy sad. i had been sad before, finking i han't writ on here in a long time, but dat made me sadder.

i has been hasing so many adventures, on facebook, and so i has been witing on der so much i hasn't had time to wite on here. mommy and i were discussing dat today and i sed i must get back to my blogging and so here i is.

i has learned to be a helamocopter pilot. it was somefing i'd never thunk about, but suddenly one day i wealized it wood be a vewwwy useful hobby. so i lurnt. i has a nice shiny wed helamocopter and it can cawwy all my fwinds. it's vewwwy silent and makes no noise. i is afwaid of big noises so dat was imported. it is easy to disgize . sometimes i has to disgize it to fwyy top secwet mishuns. i'll tell you more about dat later.

i has lotsa best wonnerful fwinds from facebook.you see, der are so many dat i can't count dem all. i also has twiblets, you no how free puppies or babies are borned at de same time and dey is twiblets, but i started out being twiblets wif my fwinds bweeze mawino who lives in sandy eggo and angus who lives somewhere but he's afwaid to gets his feetses wet and we was all borned de same year and all of us will be 5 dis year so we is twiblets. but den, lotsa my uvver fwinds wanted to be twiblets and felt left out so now we has a bout 30 twiblest of all colors and ages and even a golded wetweever.

my fwind angus and some uvver fwinds went herding yesterday. i din't get to go so i herded my cat here at home but angus was vewwy bwave and gotted his feets wet! i was so pwoud of him and he got some sort of award for it dey call it a hic i fink it stands for he is cool.

i has found dat i is not de only beardie what is afwaid of funder funder funder. it's bad stuff. i wish you could just send it away in a box. don't work i twied.

i has a vewwwy imported job. i is de head of de pinky patwol. when pinkies is borned, i has to go wif my patwol and collect dem and hide dem or dey end up on aeropwanes and goes away and den philippa (or i guess whoever else has de house wher de pinkies is ) cries a lot, weal tears not like on twue bwood where dey cry finger nail polish.

well, dis is a bit of a update on my life, and i will cwose for now, but i will twy to keep up wif dis much more soon,
i will twy to mowwow to write a bout holly camp, i guess i has your attenshun now!!!!
luv holly

hewwwwo

i hasn't written on my blog in a long time. i got vewwwy vewwwy busy on facebook and also i has been flying around in my helamocopter picking up fwinds and having parties and stuff. its a vewwwy big wesponsibility but i takes it vewwwy sewiously. we went to my fwind jasper's house for a eatster party and his mommy had egges for us to dye and to eat and toast and all kindsa fun fings. i has lotsa new fwinds. i has so much to do.
tonight it is waining and i went out to peee. i wouldn't come in when mommy called. but i finally did. when she was dwying me off i was purring like beardies do, but then i snarled and gwabbed the towel. mommy fussed at me and that hurt my feewings a wot. she has been fussing at me several times lately and i'm not vewwwy happy about it and the other day when i had take 8 shoes and a sock into the living woom she said the bad word "no" to me. i was vewwwy upset about that and was wondering if i should weport it because she might have to go to jail. but i was vewwwy sad about that thought because mommy is so good to me and i love her so much and i fink if you go to jail you don't get to be home wif your doggie. so i just fussed back at her and said oh mommy don't say that ugly word.
sometimes i find it hard to write on my blog because i worry about finding a picture to go wif it and i fink pictures add so much. so i will not worry about that and i''ll twy to write again soon.
please write me a message and i will twy to write back. ask me a question any question and i will write an interesting story about it. luv holly
oh the picture i chose is my human grrrl as a baby dwessed up like a eatster bunny.

valentines day

i bet you have been wondering what i've been doing. well the answer is lots. i had snow, yes S-N-O-W!!!! i didn't have a lot like my fwinds channing and roz and pepsi and mason and all the other fwinds i have but i had some snow and some ice. i wasn't so sure about it, and didn't really want to go out in it, but my mommy walked out wif me and i felt safe and then it was fun. after it fwoze, i liked running on it. mommy would stand on the patio and call my name and i would run back and forth and she would laugh. we did that many many times, more than i can count and it was so fun. i liked the sound my feet made and i liked sliding. i am getting really good at "coming when called" which is something very important to mommies. i get in the far far corner beside the store age building and mommy calls and i run as fast as i can to her and she laughes because i am so cute and make her happy and then she gives me cheese!!!

on the subject of cheese, i have several times lately had a lovely meal of egges and cheese. i like that so much and i beg and beg and play so pretty and mommy gives it to me when it's not hot any more and i eat it all up.


we has also had lots of rain. my yard flooded and one night i got so muddy mommy cried and put me in the shower before she could take my human grrrl to dance class. i think it's fun to run in the puddles and plash the water everywhere. mommy says holly u need some of those nice boots and i say no thank you mommy ever so politely and so i don't have any yet. boots are very nice for some boys and grrrls but to be honest i am not one of those boys and grrrls. i am a barefoot kind of grrrrl.

but the most important thing is that this weekend is valentines day. mommy will be spending the whole day taking the human grrrl to dance rehearsals, but i plan on having maybe some egges and cheese and taking some naps. i wish my mommy would take a nap too because she's so very tired. here are the beardies i'm asking to be my valentines: pepsi and mason and tossie and channing and roz and annie and sailor and fergus and mr. macgregor and the new holly i just met and boo next door and kanga even tho she barks at me and i'm sure i've forgotten someone, but all my fwinds. i'm not sure what a valentine is but i think it's someone you love and i love all my fwinds so so so so so much. but most of all i want my mommy to be my valentine because she takes such good care of me and i love her more than anything on earth! luv holly

i don't like january

you might remember that january was not a happy monf. i was sad thinking about my cat emily and then my cat molly died. then we were ready to be sad when my mommy's burfday came because my oldest human sister was born that day and then died that day too and it's always sad. then alluva sudden my mommy's mother died. she was old, and i couldn't play wif her because mommy said i'd hurt her being so very happy to see people as i am, but i did jump around for her when she came over to see our new house after christmas. but she was in a place called a horse pittle and mommy was driving up there a lot and then i woke up one morning and my mommy wasn't here and it was scary and daddy said that my grandmother had died. last week was a scary week because mommy was gone a lot and tomorrow she has to be gone too.

next year we are not going to have a january, we're going to have a hollyuary and it'll be a fun monf and we'll play and have parties and treats and all kinda stuff like that and nothing sad will be allowd to happen.

i don't know what to put for a picture for this so i'm going to find somefing pwetty! luv holly

in my next post i'll tell you about what happened outside, but this is a serious post so i'll wait!!!