wayn wayn gowe aye way

has yu ebber had wayn at yur hows? weww. i has had so bewy muss wayn dis sumer dat i fink i lib in a wibber. it is juss widicoowus. i sed, momy i du not wan it tu wayn inny mower. i yam tiwerd ob being insyd wif dat cwayzee sisster yu bwang hoam. i yam tiwerd ob hur being so wet. i yam tiwerd ob de towells on de fwower being mutty. ders nuffin tu du an i yam bowerd. i wan tu go swepe in my cwayt but yu say my fetes is wet. i yam tiwerd ob it mayk it gowe away. an momy sed, here howwy cum has a cuukkee and du not bawk acher sisster. wots a beardie tu du? weww, being a bewy owgunyzde gurl i desided tu mayk sum wiss ob fings tu du in de wayn. nummer wun- bawk untiww momy bwings yu a cuukkee nummer tu- bawk sum mower sowe momy wiww bwing eben anudder cuukkee. nummer fwee- tayk a nap but wayk up ebby wuns in a wile an bawk acher sisstur. nummer lebin- gicher fete wet an step in durt an den mayk bootyfuww modurn awt on de kishin fwower.

nummer niney- peetin yu has a tummee ake so yur momy wiww sit wif yu and wub it nummer ate- bawk at de bak dore an ak wyk yu nedes tu pee but den win momy opins it, wuk at hur wyk hur is cwayzee nummer tin- gowe owt an win momy cawws yu in juss wuk at hur an say i du not speke ingwish nummer fower- gicher sisstur tu take a stuffy owtsied an den leeb it so momy has tu gowe git it nummer twewb- git on yur momys wass nurb. nummer furteme- gicher sisstur tu git weewy wet an mutty sowe momy wiww be so pwowd ob yu fow beying so cwene. nummer twinny- git awl wet an den tayk so wong tu gicher fete wet so dat win yu go in de wibbing woom, yur sisster pees on de cawpit weww, it is tym fow me tu bawk fow a cuukkee, so i had bedder wechu gowe and i wiww tawk tu yu sune!!! luv holly