hapy burfday tu me

i had de siwwiest burfday. my fwins got tugedder an sinded me soggz. now i muss teww yu i lub soggz. i degowate my momys hows wif soggz- i poot dem awl ober de wibbing woom. her wikes it so muss her sez, "howwy, yu make de hows wuk so bewy nise yu is de bess sogg degowader der is" an i say, "yes i yam." an "fank yu fow notissing" stuff wike dat. so my fwins sint me bogzis and ombewopes fuww ob soggz. awl kines an culers. an i had tu opie tu boggziz ow ombewopes eesh day. it was so fummy. wun day momy fowgot tu poas pigchers an her had tu go owt and my fwins was bewy upsettied wif her i muss say. den on my akshul burfday, gess wot? i got mower bogziz an pwesins and a big base fuww ob fwoot, becos my fwins no dat i wuv fwoot. it was de bewy bess burfday ebber an gess wot? momy poot me in de cawr and dwobe me tu dat dwibe up winder wer day hann yu chigin and ise cweme and her gottied me my bewy own ise cweme and i stiww has sum mower fow tunite and tumowwow and eben negz weke. momy awso tuk my hollyweeny pigcher wish i fowt was bewy mene tu du on my burfday. du not torcher a chile on day burfday, i awways say. doanchu agwee? hewe is a pigcher at wandom ob me wif soggz and der is anudder in my hollyweeny coschume. luv holly pee ess tu awl my fwins fank yu fank yu fank yu fow suj a fun and hapy burfday!!