Friday, July 6, 2012

i yam gowing tu be a big sibsder

gess wot. i yam gowing tu be a big sibsder. i yam gowing tu git a wittel sibsder ow bwudder sune. i du not no win, maybe tuwmowwow owr maybe negzt fursty owr negz yere. dis is wot a pinkie wuks wike. a pinkie is a baybee puppy day has pink nozies and pink feeties and pink eyeieyeis. we has a pinkie pawtwowle and win de pinkies is bown we go to kepe dem sabe becoz bad peepules awways com an tayk dem fwom day momys. we pertek dem. it nebber wuks dowe becoz suddingwy day is goned. i yam eggsidied abowt hasing dis pinkie at my hows. i wiww hewp momy tak ker ob it. momy has sed i cannot bawk in its fase ow stomp its tummy ow kewwy it by its hed. i sed, yeah wite momy. i fowt i was gonter be de big sibsder. i make de woowls hewe. her sed huh uh and i sed lalalalalalalala i cayn here yu!!!!!!!!!! yer mouf is moobing but no sown is coming owt. lalalalalalalalala ha ha momy finks i yam fummy. i fink her is jus dewoodied!! ha ha no momy i was saying yu luk lobbly tuday.... luv holly de big sibsder dis pigcher is me, taking ker ob sum pinkies, see wot a gud big sibsder i wiww be. luv holly

yoo hoo hollllyyyyyyyyyyy

yoo hooo holly wer has yu bin?
dis is wot i asted mysewb win i saw how wong i has not wittin in my bwog. i wiww teww yu wer i has bin. i has bin on faseybuk. dat is a pwanit faw faw away, wer yu wite tu fwins. eben tu unfwins, peepules and doggys yu du not no. faseybuk is a bewy stwanj pwanit. it suks yu in. it makes yu fink yu cayn wib wifout it, and den.... bam.... it etes de fings yu poasts. it makes yur pigchers go away and impowtan fings yu wite is jus not der iny mower. it tewws yu yur fwin has witten tu yu but yu can nebber fined it. it tewws yu it wiww chanj yur pwofiwe wedder yu wan it tu owr not. fasebuk is bewy skewy. but de wuss fing abowt it is it suks yu in. yu wayk up in de mowning an wunder wot win on in fasebuk wand wile i swepp. wot has my fwins wote? is inybotty wuking fow me? did i git a mesij? is i imbitied tu a pawty ow maybe de kwene nedes me to ware her cwown wile her goze pawashooting wif a waw mart bag... dat is a bewy gud fing. pawashooting wif a waw mawt bag is wun ob de fummeist fings in de wurl. yu go up in de helamocopter wot is bwite and shimy wed. and yu huk yur wittel wegs fwoo de tu howes on de waw mawt bag. den yur fwins shub yu owt and yu fwote and fwutter tu de gwown... down down down and der is a big piwwow owr yur momy wayting tu kech yu. it is wke fwying ownwy bedder becoz it is fum fum fum. an its a gwate way tu make a intwins.
my twiblets an me has bin pawfekting dis pawashooting wif waw mawt bags fow a wile now. sumtimes we pawashoots for fum and sumtimes if der is a pawty we wunt inbited tu, we kinder just dwop in... momy kepes saying howwy we muss spin wess time on fasebuk and mow time witing on yur bwog. and i say. otay momy. but den we nebber du. it is hot at my hows. i hoap it is not so hot at yur howse and dat yu doan have boom booms owr fiwer wurks ow eben bit wums wif lebinty miwwyun fetes hu cayn tye day own timmis shuwes. my wittel paws cayn tye dowes wittel timmis shuwe stwings bewy muss. luv holly