twiblets

i is a only child, but i is a twiblet. what, you ask is a twiblet? well i will tell you.
a twiblet is when 3 babies is borwn at de same time and is eggzacly alike. i started out wif 3 twiblets. my twiblet angus was bowrn furst, i don't wemember when his burfday is but it's sometime during the year. he will be 5 this year just like me, right now he is a big boyy of 4. den der is me. i is de middle twiblet. i no when my burfday is, it's in ogdober. wite before hollyween. i am a big grrl of 4 and i will be 5 on my negst burfday. den der is bweeze mawino. he is de baby twiblet because he was borwn last. i don't wemember when his burfday is but i fink it's sometime during de year too. he is a big boy of 4 and will be (do you see a pattern here? if you do you are catching on!!) 5 on his negst burfday. so we was de twiblets.

but den our uvver fwinds wanted to be twiblets too. how can dis be you say, how can der be more dan fwee twiblets? well because we made it up and can do it anyway we want to and we want der to be minny minny twiblets of all ages and colors and sizes and shapes because we even has a golded wetweever twiblet and a somefing else i don't wemember maybe a fwog. so now we has 35 i think twiblets and i fink dat's just so funny.

i luv all my twiblets but angus and bweeze mawino and i was de owigninal ones and we is de same age and all dat. dey make me bwave when i is scared and dey make me happy when i is sad. even if dey is scawered of somefing dey help me not be scawred and we nebber laff at each uvver or make fun of each uvver even if angus has to wear his boots. ad if dey is scawred or upset, i will help dem feel better because i luv dem so much. and dis gose for all de twiblets, all 35 of dem. i had to make a list because i might aksidently fowget someone!! ha ha ha.

being a twiblet is de mos funnest fing der is! i hope some day to meet my twiblets in person but dey lives all ober de world. for instins. angus lives in canadadada and bweeze mawino lives in sandy eggo and i lives in norf calowinga.
luv holly

here is most of dem, if i left you out pwease wet me no it was nod intenshunal

angus and
me and
bweeze mawino and
billie bob and
skye and
tegan and
rhys and
gin and
bundy and
channing and
woz and
annie and
oliver and
mandy and
sailor and
bean and
cooper and
spenser and
pepsi and
sierra and
sophie and
i want jasper to be a twiblet and
cal and
nellie and
gwacie and
finn and
holly and
thomas and
rogue and
baby indiana and
gwover and

my newest bestest song

dis song shud be sung to de toon of my favorite fings

my favorite fings by holly

Slobber on noses and dog slime on kittens
Bright bouncy balls and warm doggy mittens
Lots of nice stuffies all tied up wif stwing
Dese is a few of my favorite fings.

All colored beardies and crisp crunchy kibble
Chewies and balls and shoes slimed with dribble
Wild dogs dat wun wif der fur flying free
Dese are de tings dat make me so happy!

Dogs from de dog shows wif lots of nice pwizes
Dogs dat is pets and come in lots of nice sizes
Beardies and collies and spaniels and springs
Dese are a few of my favorite fings.

huggles wif mommy and lots of nice cuddles
crawling on beds and making them muddles
having my ears wubbed and told i'm de best
dese tings are better dan all of de rest.

When de dog bites
When de cat stings
When I’s feeling sad
I simple wemember my favorite fings
And den I don’t feel so bad!!!

some fings to ponder

i has been finnking a lot. we dogs do need our human mommies to take care of us, der is no dowt abowt dat.dey feed us and bwush us (well in my case twy to bwush us and also twy not to get dey fingers bit) and dey give us a pwace to sweep and dey luv us and cuddle us and take cawr of us duwing stowms and fireworks. wife wifout our mommies would be so so sad.

but i has discuvvered somefing. dey needs us as much as we needs dem. because when dey is sad, we is der to make dem happy agin. when dey is longly, we is der to keep dem company. when dey is too busy, we is der to wemind dem dat nuffing is too important to stop a quick game of ball. when dey babies gwow up and go away, we is der to say you still has me mommy. when de day is winding down, we is der to sit wif dem and cudle and lick dey arms and legs cwean.

i don't fink it could get any better dan dat. wife is pwetty good! i wish all doggies and all humans could has dat! luv holly i is a vewwwy wucky grrl and so is my mommy!!!

swimming

i has moved house and so i don't has my own big pool any more. i do has a wading pool and mommy is going to fix it one day for me to splash in

i has a fwind named nellie. she has sisters named gwacie and mikka and dey live in a weally nice fancy speshul eggsiding pwace what has a in gwound pool. gwacie wikes to sit on de steps of de pool on her mommy's lap and de water is vewwwy cool for her.

one day my fwind nellie was wunning and she fell into de pool. she was vewwwy scared and her mommmy lept to her own danger into de water and swam past de shawrks and submarines and whales and gwabbed nellie and swam for 50 hours to get her to safety on de steps. nellie was vewwwy scawered because she is only just a little more than a year old which is still a baby in dog years and she dint' no how to swim. her mommy saved her life. i fink her mommy should get a award fwom de fire department or de fbi or maybe animal cops on tv for being so bwave. gwacie was weally gwad dat her nellie dint dwown and me too. we suggested nellie might want to learn to swim, or make sure she is always wearing water wings and a inner tube just in case. nellie has gotted in de water sins den and she said she moved her feet so she won't dwown.

i fink dis is a weally good wesson that if you has a pool, you might want to always scoot awound your yard in a canoo. luv holly

magical stuffis

what shall i wite about 2day? i fink i will tell about my fwind arwen's winged sheepies. what, you say, did you say arwen has winged sheepies? yes i did say dat vewwwy fing.

to begin wif, arwen and her mommy went to wive in tegsas. it is a far away pwace dat is vewwwy big and has vewwwy big fings in it. mommy says it's as big as de whole world and has wots of sand. de cows der has twees on dey heads, yes in't dat amzing? dey has woad wunners dat go by and say meep meep and shop at acme suppwy, i no dis because i saw it on tv. so when dey moved der, dey was vewwwy sad because arwen's human daddy had died and gone to heaven but dey was so so bwave and moved all de way acwoss de world to wive in dis pwace wif magical cweachurs like cows wif twees on dey heads. arwen's mommy tole her she would get her sheepies, but de sheepies nevver got der.

so arwen was understandably miffed. she got cows and goteses and a kitty and stuff. she had to go to snake cwasss. but no sheepies. but den one day arwens mommy came home wif somefing magical!! it was sheepie egges. we no it was sheepie egges because she had pwomised and so it had to be in de magical land of tegsas.

de furst batch of sheepie egges all went to sweep and dint wake up. but somefing amazing happened wif de second batch. one of dose sheepie egges got a crack and den you could see somefing and den hear somefing and suddenly one day de winged sheepie popped out. it looked kinda like a bwack chicken but it was a baby sheepie! we helped name it and it was named baa-by gwadys!! isn't dat de most beeee oooo teeee ful name for a winged sheepie?

baa-by gwadys is still small but she is starting to get her more feathers and one day she will take a big gasp of air and she will look like a winged sheepie. wight now she is in disguise as a chicken to keep her safe and keep the television cameras away because taking pigchers of magical cweachers is strickly forbidded. arwens mommy dint want baa-by gwadys to be wonely so she got lots of uvver winged sheepies for her to have to pway wif.

all dis makes me so so happy and helps me beweeve in magic because i has seen it wif my own too iyes!! luv holly

oh, pee esss. i forgotted to menshundat arwen hasn't been feewing good and has been ichy and sik to her tummy and i want her to feel better and i fought making her famus mite help her feel better since i fink evewybody in de world weads my bwog! luv holly