Friday, October 26, 2012

hapy burfday tu me

i had de siwwiest burfday. my fwins got tugedder an sinded me soggz. now i muss teww yu i lub soggz. i degowate my momys hows wif soggz- i poot dem awl ober de wibbing woom. her wikes it so muss her sez, "howwy, yu make de hows wuk so bewy nise yu is de bess sogg degowader der is" an i say, "yes i yam." an "fank yu fow notissing" stuff wike dat. so my fwins sint me bogzis and ombewopes fuww ob soggz. awl kines an culers. an i had tu opie tu boggziz ow ombewopes eesh day. it was so fummy. wun day momy fowgot tu poas pigchers an her had tu go owt and my fwins was bewy upsettied wif her i muss say. den on my akshul burfday, gess wot? i got mower bogziz an pwesins and a big base fuww ob fwoot, becos my fwins no dat i wuv fwoot. it was de bewy bess burfday ebber an gess wot? momy poot me in de cawr and dwobe me tu dat dwibe up winder wer day hann yu chigin and ise cweme and her gottied me my bewy own ise cweme and i stiww has sum mower fow tunite and tumowwow and eben negz weke. momy awso tuk my hollyweeny pigcher wish i fowt was bewy mene tu du on my burfday. du not torcher a chile on day burfday, i awways say. doanchu agwee? hewe is a pigcher at wandom ob me wif soggz and der is anudder in my hollyweeny coschume. luv holly pee ess tu awl my fwins fank yu fank yu fank yu fow suj a fun and hapy burfday!!

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

me in de yawd tuday

momy an me juss wint owt her tuk her camwa. i wiww not muss stay stiww fow pigchers but her stiww twies. hewe is me in de yawd tuday wif my bawls and pwaying in de wet gwas! luv holly weww i wukt at dis poast apter i wote it an it was tu showt so i wiww make it wonger. me an momy was awone tuday becoz datty and wowy win tu see fwankinweeny we did not go, momy sed de doggy dyed and her fowt it wud be tu sad fow us. day juss got hoam and wowy sed momy was wite it was way tu sad fow us dat momy wud has cwyed. momy has not finisht de hollyweeny degowashums, but we hoap her wiww sune. luv holly

hawrt

tuday i yam finking abowt my fwins and de bess fings abowt dem. awl ob my fwins has wun fing in comun- day has big hawrts. dat is wun weeezun wye i wuv dem so muss. ebewy wun ob my fwins has de biggess hawrt in de wurl. wike bweezemawino. him is de bess wash dog in de wurl. hims momy gits weddy fow wurk and him wets her no ifn innybotty coms in day yawrd owr passis by. him bawks and her muss go wuk but yusherwy hims aweddy skert dem owf. him kepes hims momy sabe. him sits on de sopa by de winder and washes fow inter wopers awl de tym. an angussnook. hims momy finks him is skerd ob stowms but him noze her is so winebber der is a stowm him taks her tu de baseymin wer day wiww be sabe and him kepes her der tiw de stowm is ober. her has nebber gottied hurt in a stowm. an sailor. wun day him cud not see hims momy an was wowied abowt her. so him nokt owt de winder skwene and cwimed out ontu de woof. her was in de yawd, but him maded shore her was sabe and i bet her nebber wint owt an did not wet him no wer her was agin. pwus. him noze how happy it makes her tu tak pigchers ob him in stupid er intewessing outfips, so him pozes bewy kindwy and stiww fow her. an den der is casey an duncan donuts. duncan donuts nose hims momy luvs to gawden and has to spwed durt ebber wer, so him opied de bag fow her and spwed de durt awl ober and eben gottied it on him so him wud wuk so nise!! wot a gud bowy. and casey, him nose how muss hims momy wubs doze owinj bawls so him pways chase de owinj bawl awl de time ebber day wif her. i yam so wukky tu has so minny wonnerfuww fwins hu has suj big hawrts an du kined fings ebber day. luv holly i du not mene to hut innybottys feewings by not witing abowt der miny kined fings here but i wan owta time and space i wiww wite abowt mower fwins sune. an yu wiww awl be so jelus dat i has so minny nise fwins yu wiww wish yu was me. luv holly

Monday, October 8, 2012

hapy burfday munf

hapy burfday tu me sune. dis munf is my burfday. i wiww be sebin yeres owd. momy is gowing tu wet me has a pawty. i wiww imbite awl my fwins fwom awl ober der wurl. my fwins wiww be coming fwom ebewy pwanit on urf. candadada. ostwaywia. scodwan. sandy eggo. tinnersea. an ebewy udder pwanit. i wiww be hasing wotsa eggsidemin fow my burfday. fude. poanee wides. bownsea cassuls. pawashooting wif waw mawt bags. fude. pawades fwoo de sidee. bote wides. ise skading. scabinjer huns. pakijis tu opin. fude. my twiblets angussnook and bweezemawino wiww be spinning de weke wif me. we wiww has swumber pawtdees an cuk owts and we wiww ete at fansy westwans and go to moobees and ete wotsa poppycown. we wiww jump owf de bwij in my hows and wand on a piwe ob piwwows bewow. sins i has bin sik i has bin on miny caw wides. i wud wike tu git my dwibers wisins. i wud wike tu be a caw dwiber wike my momy. den ebeey day i wud go to de dwibe up winder and ask fow sum chigin an ise cweme. de peepows wud be wukkng fow me eesh day an if i was wunning wayt day wud say oh. we has bin so wowwied abowchu an i wud say sowwy der was a wong wine at de liberry. an day wud say we has yur chigin weddy and sins yu is wayt we wiww gib yu eggstwa becoz yu muss be so hungwy. i wiww gib wides tu awl my fwins and we wiww go to petco and petsmawt an duncun donuts. i wint tu de noowologiss and him wukt fwoo my eres at my bwane. him sed my bwane was bewy lubbly. i bawkt an bawkt and it ekkode awl ober de pways. momy towd me ebberbotty coming in was not der tu see me, but i no her was wong. day was der tu see me. i yam de kwene. momy juss doan no it. luv holly