holly camp

evewy too years, dey has somefing called beardie camp. dey has it at pureena fawrms in pureena land and lotsa beardies and der humans go. dey do all kindsa things and has contests and eat and swim and herd and learn to do the macarena and make popcorn strings, fun stuff like that. i din't go this year. i has never gone but i din't go this year too. some day mommy said we'd twy to go but it hasn't happened yet.

so i decided to has holly camp at my house. i new i could take my helamocopter and pick up all my fwinds and we could has camp at my house and has lotsa fun and all that jazz. lotsa my fwinds and dey mommmys bwought tents and camped for de week. it was fwom toosday to fwiday, because dat made it one more day dan beardie camp and dat much bettererer!! ha ha ha i cwack me up. i can't even imagine to list all de fwinds what came but der was 20 or 30 or a hunderd there. we had fun.

we had so much fun and we made a facebook gwoup for it and we posted pigchers and everyone said holly this is the mostestest fun i has ever had in my hole life. and some beardies had me come pick dem up fwom beardie camp at night because we had camp fires and scary stories and mashmerlerr cooking at night and one niht it stormed and we was all quaking in our not boots. well angus was prolly wearing bootses but not de west of us.

we played digging and made mud to slide in and we played in baby pools and we all wore tiaras and cwowns and evewy body got to be a pwince or a pwincess and we took naps. my twiblet bweeze mawino brang pam cakes and boy was dey good and we had icee cweam and egges wif cheese and applies and bananananas and booberries and i can't even list all de stuff we had. one day we fwew de helamocopter over beardie camp and dwopped water bawoons on dem. dey fought it was a big storm! ha ha ha we was so funny.

it was so sad when holly camp was over, but we is pwanning to has one in de winter when dey is snow. it'll be called winter holly camp and you should all come because it's de best fing ever. if you want to see all de eggsidement, you can log onto facebook and look for holly camp and you will find it. luv holly

i is so so sad

my fwind nellie told me she came to bisit my bwog and i hadn't written anyfing new and she was sad. so dat made me vewwwy sad. i had been sad before, finking i han't writ on here in a long time, but dat made me sadder.

i has been hasing so many adventures, on facebook, and so i has been witing on der so much i hasn't had time to wite on here. mommy and i were discussing dat today and i sed i must get back to my blogging and so here i is.

i has learned to be a helamocopter pilot. it was somefing i'd never thunk about, but suddenly one day i wealized it wood be a vewwwy useful hobby. so i lurnt. i has a nice shiny wed helamocopter and it can cawwy all my fwinds. it's vewwwy silent and makes no noise. i is afwaid of big noises so dat was imported. it is easy to disgize . sometimes i has to disgize it to fwyy top secwet mishuns. i'll tell you more about dat later.

i has lotsa best wonnerful fwinds from facebook.you see, der are so many dat i can't count dem all. i also has twiblets, you no how free puppies or babies are borned at de same time and dey is twiblets, but i started out being twiblets wif my fwinds bweeze mawino who lives in sandy eggo and angus who lives somewhere but he's afwaid to gets his feetses wet and we was all borned de same year and all of us will be 5 dis year so we is twiblets. but den, lotsa my uvver fwinds wanted to be twiblets and felt left out so now we has a bout 30 twiblest of all colors and ages and even a golded wetweever.

my fwind angus and some uvver fwinds went herding yesterday. i din't get to go so i herded my cat here at home but angus was vewwy bwave and gotted his feets wet! i was so pwoud of him and he got some sort of award for it dey call it a hic i fink it stands for he is cool.

i has found dat i is not de only beardie what is afwaid of funder funder funder. it's bad stuff. i wish you could just send it away in a box. don't work i twied.

i has a vewwwy imported job. i is de head of de pinky patwol. when pinkies is borned, i has to go wif my patwol and collect dem and hide dem or dey end up on aeropwanes and goes away and den philippa (or i guess whoever else has de house wher de pinkies is ) cries a lot, weal tears not like on twue bwood where dey cry finger nail polish.

well, dis is a bit of a update on my life, and i will cwose for now, but i will twy to keep up wif dis much more soon,
i will twy to mowwow to write a bout holly camp, i guess i has your attenshun now!!!!
luv holly