me pawt wun

wuns der was a wittel bwown beardie gurl borned in de mowntings an hur did not has innybotty tu lub hur. den wun day a bewy nise famwy dwobe a bewy faw way tu a pways wif snow fawwing and day got dis wittel puh pee. day lubbed hur bewy muss an naymde hur holly. hur momy sumtyms cawws hur hilly showt fow hillbilly. becoz hur is fwom de mowntings. hilly holly is a bewy mose kwene ob de wurl in de land ob hollyardia on de pwanit ob twibletopia. hur has a momy an a datty an a hoomin sisstur an a cat wif wun ere wot caynt see an is bewy fat. hims naym is smowbawl becoz him is wyte but hims nickkity naym is lard butt.

win howwy furs wint tu lib wif dis famwy day had tu udder kitties. day has bofe now goned tu de waynbowe bwij, day was emiwy and mowwy.

emiwy was bewy owd an sik and hur was bwinde an bwayn damijd. mowwy was bewy swete an hur wud pet howwy on de noze wif her teeny tiny fingur nayls.

smowbawl luvd howwy bewy muss. win momy got howwy, hur sed smowbawl, dis noo wittel fing is not dinnur, it is ower pet an yu muss tayk bewy gud ker ob it an nebber wet innyfing hurt it. sowe smowable tuk bewy gud ker ob howwy and tawt hur tu kech mise an bwang hur bunnees fow snaks. wun tym momy noo howwy and smowbawl was up tu sumfing an howwy tuk owf wunning. momy fowwowed hur and hewd owt hur han an sed howwy, dwop it. an howwy being suj a gud gurl dwopt a weel libe mows in momys han. wun tym howwy was pwaying toss wif a stupft aminal wot smowbawl had bwun her an momy sed dwop it but den its hed fwooo wite pass momy an it was a ded bummy. momy pikt it up in a shubell an sed we kepe awl ower ded bummys in de woods. an hur tuk it tu a foonewull. den hur bomited.

howwy was a gud puh pee wot nebber wissind tu momy. wotebber momy sed howwy dit not du it. howwy wud jup up an gwab momys poanee tayl and hang fwom it an hur wud jump up an gwab momys sweebs and wip dem. howwy did not pay inny atinshum tu momy at awl. wun fing howwy lubbed tu du was wun apter bawls. hur was sowe sowe fass wyk de winned. hur wud chays bawls fow yeres an miles an gallons at a tym... hur shud has bin a famus bawl pwayer.

ind ob pawt wun. pawt tu wiww be negz. luv holly

burfday burfday burfday

me an faye is turning wun dis weke, but i yam owder dan hur. hur burfday is furst so hur is owder dan me. burfdays is bewy comfoosing. momy owdurd stuff fow us, an sum bogziz camed and hur did not gib us stuf an hur sed der is anudder bogz on de way. an momy is gonter mayk yu a burfday cayk. me an faye is wundwin du we ete it on hur burfday or on my burfday or on bofe burfdays ower du we git tu cayks. i wud wykd tu cayks pees momy. wun wif appa saws an wun wif pee nut budder. momy sed we kin has wotebber hur fineds a wesippy fow an i sed pees fined a wesippy fow a appa saws wun an a pee nut budder wun. ha ha i wunnder if hur wiww.

dis was my cayk wun yere. int it pwitty. i yam habbing a pawty wif my fwins on fasebuk. i hoap day wiww awl cum. i no day wiww say hapy burfday tu me. but day wiww say hapy burfday tu faye furs becos hur is owdiss. wot momy? wot du yu mene hur is not owdiss. hur burfday is furs so hur has tu be owdiss. sumtyms my momy doan unner stan stuff gud. weww gess wot. I yam hoaping momy gits us a noo sogger bawl wun fow eesh ob us fow iwer burfdays. i luv tu pway sogger and faye has tored up awl ob my sogger bawls sins hur camed here. doanchu fink hur shud no bettern dat? being owder and stuff. i fink sowe tu.

dis is me as a yung chile wif a sogger bawl. i wunder wer faye was ifn hur is owder? tap tap tap i doan no. hewe is faye wif wot is leff ob my nise sogger bawls.

ifn yu see de burfday fawwy, pees show hur dis pigcher an poyn owt dat i weewy nede a noo sogger bawl. fank you in de pants. an pees cum tu my pawty. luv holly

my sisstur is weerd.

my baybee sisstur faye is weerd. hur duz de cwayzyess fings. wyk hyding unner bushes dat doan hyd hur fwom me. and wipping fases owf towys and taring day guts owt. and gitting mud awl ober hur fase an weebs tu.

faye makes messis ebbywer hur goze. hur is bossy an duz stoopid stuff. wyk wyt now hur finks hur kin cownt an hur adbertized a sine an hur weely cayn cownt an nobotty is gonter hyre hur.

hur finks hur kin wyt an hur makes notes tu momy tu wemibber stuf but momy cayn weed dem.

hur mayks messis ebby wer.

hur digs howes in my dattys gwass. him doan wyk dat. i ownwy ebber diggd tu owr fwee howes, but faye digs dem ebbywer. hur finks hur is a constwukshum eggskabayter. duh, hur is not.

hur twyse tu steew my fude and if momy gibs me a piww owr sumfing differnt tu ete, hur smiffs my mouf. it is bewy annoying. hur gits in my pawsunull bubbull. hur is juss a cwayzee mess. i lub hur bewy muss. i yam gwad momy gottied hur fow me tu pway wif. we wun and wun and has fum tugedder eben dowe hur is dum an cwayzee and doan wissin win i say nowe.

luv holly

it is no fum tu be sik but sumtyms it is

i has bin sik. momy is wowweed abowt me. my fwin duncan donuts has bin sik an his momy has bin wowweed abowt him. an my momy has bin wowweed about duncan donuts and duncan donuts momy has bin wowweed abowt me. an awl ower udder fwinses momys is wowweed abowt bofe ob us. i fink wowweeying is sumfing momys du bess. my momy tayks bewy gud ker ob me. hur tayks me tu de bet an day du ebbyfing tu fined owt wot is wong wif me. day steew my bwud an day wuk at my tumy and day gib me twetes and day weed stuff an day shake day hed an day tawk tu momy an pet me an gib me mowe twetes. i muss ete spechow fude now but i luv it. it is de bess fude in de wurl. i gobbow it down. i has bin eteing owf a pwayt dat de hoomins ete owf becoz i yam so spechow. duncan donuts has fowgot how tu ete. but hims momy is teeching him back. her and hims datty fedes him wif a swinj an him gobbows it down. hims momy twyde miny fudes an him desided him wyks buffa lope buggers and den him et sum ob hims bwudders kibbul. dat was a hap hap happy day.

momys is not bets and day is not dogters and day is not nussis weww sum momys is dogters and bets and nussis but not mine and dunkys. but day has tukt gud ker ob us and mayded is be gitting weww ow at wees bedder. i wiww be ate yeres owd sune, an momy sed howwy yu muss be here fow miny yeres tu cum so we kin has miny miny burfday pawtees fow yu an faye. an so sins it matturs so muss tu momy i sed otay momy i wiww du dat fow yu. i wiww git weww an yu kin kepe feding me dis bess fude in de wurl and gibbing me fibteme medsins a day. ha ha ha i cwak me up. me an duncan donuts is gonter be weww becoz ower momys wiww not tayk no fow an ansur. so der. *holly stomps hur wittel fut!!* i luv yu momy an i luv dat choo tayk suss gud ker ob me. luv holly

how du yu mind a bwokin hawt?

how du yu mind a bwokin hawt? i du not no. momy sed it is bewy hawd tu du. sumtyms sumwun goze a way owr gits mad ow goze tu de waynbowe bwij an yur hawt bwakes. sum tymes sumfin sad hapins tu yur fwin an yur hawt bwakes fow dem. sutyms sumwun hurts peepow yu luv an yu fined owt day was not wot yu fowt.... dat bwakes yur hart.... sumtyms der is juss no unnerstaning.....how du yu figz it? weww, i muss fink ob a way.... hewe is wot i fink.......... ete tayp. den it wiww stik it bak tugedder. nope. momy is shooking hur hed at me.

ete gwoo. den it wiww... nope, momy is stiww shooking hur hed. ete a ban dade?... shooking shooking... neetull and fwed???? shooking shooking... momy yur hed is gowing to fawl owf.... hmmmm tap tap tap... momy sez yu has tu wet tym past. i du not wyk dat idere. i du not wyk fow tym tu past. i fink dat harts shud be mayded owt ob wubber owr pwastig sowe dat day kin not bwake ebber. i fink ebby hoomin shud be nise and dat nuffin bad shud ebber hapin. i fink wyfe shud be eezy an no wun shud git hurt. i fink hoomins shud tawk tu eesh udder and den hug an mayk up an no wun shud git sik ow dye ow dwop day ise cweme coam. dis is de way it is in hollyardia, my wurld. pees cum stay der wif me an we wiww awl be hapy an ebbybotty mene wiww not come der an no harts wiww git bwoked. luv holly

song ob my fwins (sung tu de choon ob awr yu sweping bwudder jon)

bweezemawino, bweezemawino, angussnook, angussnook, tiwwman and cawhoon, tiwwman and cawhoon indi and smokey, indi and smokey. skye, tegan, rhys, and baybee caysee, bonnie and fee, twabeler an paisley. and doan fowgit maddie. guiness, sissy and anya, guiness sissy and anya fwo, dusty, miwes. fwo, dusty, miwes. cooper an sissy, cooper an sissy, steppi and coco. steppi and coco. lilly, spock and scoddie, lilly spock, and scoddie, moi and mia, moi and mia dexie and georgie, dexie and georgie, stewie, buffet, murphy. stewie, buffet murphy. barkwy and jakey, barkwy and jakey, casey and duncan, casey and duncan. pawis and twiton, pawis and twiton, ewton, monty, kit. ewton monty kit. wallace and maidie, lainie and bunker, cal, asti, abbie, cal asti, abbie gertie, gin and bundy, gertie gin and bundy, baileyfwazier, baileyfwazier. chief and sailor, chief and sailor, gwacie and gwobey, gwacie and gwobey, sadie and sammy, brianna and kyla, ewwa and ise, ewwa and ise. annie and bailey, holly and finn, ruckus and mayhem, ruckus and mayhem, sonic, spaghetti and sage, sonic, spaghetti and sage, cooper and clem, cooper and clem. bean and abby, gypsy and adele, gracie, cosette, gracie, cosette, merlin and rhiannon, merlin and rhiannon, channing and roz, channing and roz. thumper and captain and little maddie, pepsi, sierra and whisper, pepsi, sierra and whisper, trophy, secret and ryder, trophy, secret and ryder, and cricket too, and cricket too. ailsa and brae, dottie and chloe, loki and faye, loki and faye an of course me holly and of course me holly nellie gwacie and mikka, newwie gwacie and mikka. mandy and olliebear, dewey and tucker, tanner and pyper, rune and tarot and ob corse lylly and ob corse lylly i fink dats awl. i fink dats awl.....

nowe i du not wyk tu ware fings on my hed.

on sunndy momy towcherd me an faye. hur poot stuff on iwer heds and maded us git iwer pigchers tukind. it was bewy mene an not nise an yes we got cuukkees but not enuf tu mayk up fow it. hur fowndid tu hedbands wede nebber worned befower so gess wot hur fowt "oh dese wiww be suj coot pigchers". no momy yu is wong. day is not coot.

hollycamp

dis weke awl my fwins is at my hows for holly camp. dis is de furd yere we has had camp. we awl lib in tints in de bak yawrd and hab campfiwers. de momys awl sind fude and snaks. we sing and pway gayms and swim and ete and woas mawshmellers and hot dogs on de campfiwer and de baybees is cwayzee and we ete. a lot. dis mowning momy maded abowt lebinty fibe miwwyumm pamcakes.

we had wotsa surp an budder and we awl got bewy stiky. my sisstur faye is awways durty and stiky. we wowwed in de gwass an ebbybotty got gwas stuk tu day fase. it was bewy fum. gwobey bwang sossijis and ebbybotty ated dem. yesturdy momy cukt eges and der was stinnky fawts ebbywer. yuk.. i du not wyk fawts. tuday we is gonter swim. momy has fiwd up my wittel poowell wif wadder an we is tayking turns spwashing. we muss wash de baybees so day du not git dwowndid. we muss mayk shore angussnook duz not git hims fetes wet. de wadder is foowell ob gwas and twigs so we is pwetinin it is a swawmp. me an faye swepe inside wif iwer momy so hur doan git tu misting us. sum ob iwer fwins got hoam sik wass nite and was bewy sad. we has a big tint fow de momys wot wants tu stay- sum momys mist day baybees tu mush fow dem tu be goned. sum ob my fwins fink day is not here becoz day did not say du not fowgit tu cum git me, but i gotted dem eben ifn day didn't no i did. i fink day kepes a bwankie ober day hed so day du not see dat day is at my hows. i wud nebber fowgit a fwin.

hollycamp is de bess tym ob de yere. i wuv it. luv holly

hedware fow wayn

me an faye has ower noo hedware fow de upcoming wayn. umbwella hats is aw ways in styl. luv holly

wayn wayn gowe aye way

has yu ebber had wayn at yur hows? weww. i has had so bewy muss wayn dis sumer dat i fink i lib in a wibber. it is juss widicoowus. i sed, momy i du not wan it tu wayn inny mower. i yam tiwerd ob being insyd wif dat cwayzee sisster yu bwang hoam. i yam tiwerd ob hur being so wet. i yam tiwerd ob de towells on de fwower being mutty. ders nuffin tu du an i yam bowerd. i wan tu go swepe in my cwayt but yu say my fetes is wet. i yam tiwerd ob it mayk it gowe away. an momy sed, here howwy cum has a cuukkee and du not bawk acher sisster. wots a beardie tu du? weww, being a bewy owgunyzde gurl i desided tu mayk sum wiss ob fings tu du in de wayn. nummer wun- bawk untiww momy bwings yu a cuukkee nummer tu- bawk sum mower sowe momy wiww bwing eben anudder cuukkee. nummer fwee- tayk a nap but wayk up ebby wuns in a wile an bawk acher sisstur. nummer lebin- gicher fete wet an step in durt an den mayk bootyfuww modurn awt on de kishin fwower.

nummer niney- peetin yu has a tummee ake so yur momy wiww sit wif yu and wub it nummer ate- bawk at de bak dore an ak wyk yu nedes tu pee but den win momy opins it, wuk at hur wyk hur is cwayzee nummer tin- gowe owt an win momy cawws yu in juss wuk at hur an say i du not speke ingwish nummer fower- gicher sisstur tu take a stuffy owtsied an den leeb it so momy has tu gowe git it nummer twewb- git on yur momys wass nurb. nummer furteme- gicher sisstur tu git weewy wet an mutty sowe momy wiww be so pwowd ob yu fow beying so cwene. nummer twinny- git awl wet an den tayk so wong tu gicher fete wet so dat win yu go in de wibbing woom, yur sisster pees on de cawpit weww, it is tym fow me tu bawk fow a cuukkee, so i had bedder wechu gowe and i wiww tawk tu yu sune!!! luv holly

fings has chainjed

weww. dat noo sibster has gottied here. we is making momy hapy by gitting awong. tunite we peepeed tugebber, weww, bofe in de saym twip owtside. i gottied tu ete sum ob her fude wot got spiwd. her is kinder coot and her fowwows me. i fink her wyks me becoz her kist me on de noze. momy stiww wuvs me. momy maded shore i had my momy an me tym tunite an her had a nite nite time wif me and wif de gurl. mine was furs dowe. momy sed i wiw awayz be her furs big gurl. i cayn see so gud. but dis puppy kin see gud an her can go up and down de stayrs. i can not. but momy is gonter gate it owf becoz her doan wan faye upstarez, owe did i teww yu her naym is faye. weww it is. an here is her pigcher.

i fink dis mite be otay. i wiww awayz has sumwun wif me an sumwun tu stewe fude fwom. her has gud fued. luv holly

sibstur

dis is me as a puppee. negz weekin i yam gitting a noo sibstur. momy sed it wiww be nise, an i wiww hab sumwun tu wun an pway wif. i yam finking dat wiww be fum. i has bin de ownwy doggy in dis hows my howe life, so i yam a wittel wundering wot mite hapin. i du no dat momy wiww aways luv me an i wiww awways be de nummer wun gurl. i du no dat her is not gitting dis noo puppee becoz i yam sik. her has wanded a puppee sibstur fow me ebber sins i was wittel, but i was so wilde her fowt i mite hurt a puppee. now i yam so bewy weww behabed dat her nose i wiww not hurt a puppee. momy gottied me a bwon puppee becoz i yam bwon, and her sed we wud mach. i yam bewy gud at maching, i du wyk tu mach wyke if momy etes chese i muss mach an ete chese. if momy has ise in her gwas i muss hab an ise. maching is bewy impowtan. * gess wot. wass nite momy poowed owt awl my baybee towys. i fown jorj, him is de wittel bare wot was my furst towy. momy bwang it an my pink bwankee win her camed tu git me. i stuud and skwuk jorj fow abowt tin minits wass nite, it was so gud tu see him. momy sed i has mower towys dan inny tin dogs nede. ha ha i sed i nede dem awl. her sed we shud gabber sum up fow de doggy shewter so i sed maybe but i muss fink on dis. * miss pat gibbed me a bootyfuww towy powch fow cwiss miss wif my nayme on it. momy poot it in de wibbing woom wif my fabwit towys in it awl de wuns wot skweke so gud. den i poowled dem awl owt and pwayste dem awtisticwy awl ober de fwower. it wuks soooooooooooooooo gud de way i did it. * momy finks dat hasing de noo ppuppee wiww hewp me not be so wongwy ifn her goze tu de gwoswy stower. i sed maybe but i yam stiww gowing tu sit and stare at her and tap her wif my paw so her can pet me fow owers at a tym, juss wike now. luv holly

wintur tym wintur tym

it is wintur tym. me an momy gottied owt ower scawfs an hats an gwubs an fuzzy sogs. we is sitteen at de dore wayting fow snow. tap tap tap. wer is yu snow? it is not here. my fwin angussnook has wotsa snow. wotsa my udder fwins has snow. me an bweezemawino an sum ob my udder fwins duz not has snow. dat is not fare. momy poot a burd fedeur owt. i wyk tu chase de burds and make dem fwy. i smiff de gwas wer day has bin an twy tu deside ifn day is dangers zombeee burds. i fink day is. i wiww sabe my momy fwom dem i has had a gud yere dis yere so faw. i has bin pwaying wotsa bawl. i fwoo my helamocopter to angussnooks hows so awl my fwins cud pway in de snow. i has had my hed pettied a wot. i has had sum misojis. i wyks dat. wot has yu bin duwing? fow my momys burfday dis yere i yam gowing tu gib her a wummerfull pwesin!! i yam gowing tu sit wif her awl day and wet her pettied my hed. i wiww pettied her wif my paw ifn hur fowgits tu kepe petting me. i yam hoaping momy wiww bayk me sum cuukkees. i du wyk cuukkees. bewy muss. i hab gottinged tu be a big gurl, i yam not a skinny minny inny mower. momy sed dat i has a gud appletyde now. i fink i yam juss gud at ebberfing. ha ha ha i cwak me up. weww i muss go bak tu sitteen at de winder washing fow snow. kech yu on de fwip snide!!! hah a ha luv holly