Wednesday, December 12, 2012

wer duz tyme go?

wer duz tym go? my momy sez dis. an i has bin wuuking fow it fow her. i kinot fined it. i has wukt hewe and dewe and ebberwewe but it is not der. i fink it has weekt owt.
gess wot. de wass tym i wote it was neewy my burfday and now it is neewy cwiss miss. i yam bewy eggsidied win my momy gwowes a twee in de hows. dis yere her gwode it in a noo spot. i wike it in dis spot becoz i can wuk at it bedder. fank yu momy. du yu has a twee in yur hows? it is not a twee tu pee on. it is not a twee tu wuk fow skwirels in. it is a twee dat gwowes pwesins. i awways git a noo soccer bawl unner de twee an dat mayks me so hapy. soccer bawls is de bess fing der is. soccer is gud. i hoap yu git a noo soccer bawl fow cwiss miss. an i hoap yu git a pwesin twee in yur hows. gotta go ete my dinnur now i wiww be bak wayter!! luv holly

Thursday, November 1, 2012

wye du fwins go away

it has bin a sad sad yere amung my fwins. owr fwin bailey went tu de wayn bowe bwij. den owr fwins dudwy and fweddie an ryan went wukking fow him. my cuzin winston wint. now, yestowday, owr fwin arwen went tu. an minny udder ob owr fwins on faseybuk has goned. * it is so bewy sad. i du not unnerstand dis, but it makes momy cwy. her has had miny ob owr famwy go away. my human sistor arwen lefft long befow i was bown and my sisters cody and layla an merlin an de cats anne an smuj an emiwy an mowwy. i wemibber win emiwy weff. i cud not fined her. i wukt an wukt. ebewy night i tuk awl my towys owt ob my towy baskit but her was not der, and i wud wuk in awl de cowners and pwaysis emiwy wiket tu go. momy towd me win merwin dyed, cody was bewy sad fow a wong tym. her wud not go owt to pway and wud has tu be cawwied owt to pee pee. den apter abowt nime munfs her was suddingwy otay. momy sed her gweef was ober. * so wot hapins win owr fwins go away tu dis waynbowe bwij? weww, i fink it is becoz day job hewe is dun. day has gibbed day momy owr datty awl de luv day possibwy can and has stawted tu be aynjel doggies ow kitties eben wile day is here. day gib owt so muss luv and tayk in so muss luv dat day begin tu be mowr dan a doggy ow kitty, an day momys and datys has becomed mowe dan juss momys and datys. an dey hab becomed sumfing mower. day has becomed luv. an den it is der tym tu go and leve a pways for sum udder wittel doggy owr kitty tu stawt becoming luv. i no, der aw sum sad wittel doggies an kitties hu du not has luv like us lukky wuns. but day go to de bwij an day git luv fwom hu is der, an dats wer day become luv. day soke it up fwom de doggies and kitties wot has awweddy becomed luv an day becom luv tu. its wyk so majikal. * dis is wot i has figgerd owt. dis is wot makes sins tu me. so du not despayer if yur witel furry fwind has goned, becoz it is dat day had becom pawfek an it was tym fow dem tu go sabe udder peepules an aminals at de waynbowe bwij. day has sabed yu, now day kin go sabe udder wittel animals hu nede it so muss. but it duz hurt tu be weff behined. so its okay tu be sad. teres wash de hurt and sadniss fwom yur sole and gibs yu peese. luv holly

Friday, October 26, 2012

hapy burfday tu me

i had de siwwiest burfday. my fwins got tugedder an sinded me soggz. now i muss teww yu i lub soggz. i degowate my momys hows wif soggz- i poot dem awl ober de wibbing woom. her wikes it so muss her sez, "howwy, yu make de hows wuk so bewy nise yu is de bess sogg degowader der is" an i say, "yes i yam." an "fank yu fow notissing" stuff wike dat. so my fwins sint me bogzis and ombewopes fuww ob soggz. awl kines an culers. an i had tu opie tu boggziz ow ombewopes eesh day. it was so fummy. wun day momy fowgot tu poas pigchers an her had tu go owt and my fwins was bewy upsettied wif her i muss say. den on my akshul burfday, gess wot? i got mower bogziz an pwesins and a big base fuww ob fwoot, becos my fwins no dat i wuv fwoot. it was de bewy bess burfday ebber an gess wot? momy poot me in de cawr and dwobe me tu dat dwibe up winder wer day hann yu chigin and ise cweme and her gottied me my bewy own ise cweme and i stiww has sum mower fow tunite and tumowwow and eben negz weke. momy awso tuk my hollyweeny pigcher wish i fowt was bewy mene tu du on my burfday. du not torcher a chile on day burfday, i awways say. doanchu agwee? hewe is a pigcher at wandom ob me wif soggz and der is anudder in my hollyweeny coschume. luv holly pee ess tu awl my fwins fank yu fank yu fank yu fow suj a fun and hapy burfday!!

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

me in de yawd tuday

momy an me juss wint owt her tuk her camwa. i wiww not muss stay stiww fow pigchers but her stiww twies. hewe is me in de yawd tuday wif my bawls and pwaying in de wet gwas! luv holly weww i wukt at dis poast apter i wote it an it was tu showt so i wiww make it wonger. me an momy was awone tuday becoz datty and wowy win tu see fwankinweeny we did not go, momy sed de doggy dyed and her fowt it wud be tu sad fow us. day juss got hoam and wowy sed momy was wite it was way tu sad fow us dat momy wud has cwyed. momy has not finisht de hollyweeny degowashums, but we hoap her wiww sune. luv holly

hawrt

tuday i yam finking abowt my fwins and de bess fings abowt dem. awl ob my fwins has wun fing in comun- day has big hawrts. dat is wun weeezun wye i wuv dem so muss. ebewy wun ob my fwins has de biggess hawrt in de wurl. wike bweezemawino. him is de bess wash dog in de wurl. hims momy gits weddy fow wurk and him wets her no ifn innybotty coms in day yawrd owr passis by. him bawks and her muss go wuk but yusherwy hims aweddy skert dem owf. him kepes hims momy sabe. him sits on de sopa by de winder and washes fow inter wopers awl de tym. an angussnook. hims momy finks him is skerd ob stowms but him noze her is so winebber der is a stowm him taks her tu de baseymin wer day wiww be sabe and him kepes her der tiw de stowm is ober. her has nebber gottied hurt in a stowm. an sailor. wun day him cud not see hims momy an was wowied abowt her. so him nokt owt de winder skwene and cwimed out ontu de woof. her was in de yawd, but him maded shore her was sabe and i bet her nebber wint owt an did not wet him no wer her was agin. pwus. him noze how happy it makes her tu tak pigchers ob him in stupid er intewessing outfips, so him pozes bewy kindwy and stiww fow her. an den der is casey an duncan donuts. duncan donuts nose hims momy luvs to gawden and has to spwed durt ebber wer, so him opied de bag fow her and spwed de durt awl ober and eben gottied it on him so him wud wuk so nise!! wot a gud bowy. and casey, him nose how muss hims momy wubs doze owinj bawls so him pways chase de owinj bawl awl de time ebber day wif her. i yam so wukky tu has so minny wonnerfuww fwins hu has suj big hawrts an du kined fings ebber day. luv holly i du not mene to hut innybottys feewings by not witing abowt der miny kined fings here but i wan owta time and space i wiww wite abowt mower fwins sune. an yu wiww awl be so jelus dat i has so minny nise fwins yu wiww wish yu was me. luv holly

Monday, October 8, 2012

hapy burfday munf

hapy burfday tu me sune. dis munf is my burfday. i wiww be sebin yeres owd. momy is gowing tu wet me has a pawty. i wiww imbite awl my fwins fwom awl ober der wurl. my fwins wiww be coming fwom ebewy pwanit on urf. candadada. ostwaywia. scodwan. sandy eggo. tinnersea. an ebewy udder pwanit. i wiww be hasing wotsa eggsidemin fow my burfday. fude. poanee wides. bownsea cassuls. pawashooting wif waw mawt bags. fude. pawades fwoo de sidee. bote wides. ise skading. scabinjer huns. pakijis tu opin. fude. my twiblets angussnook and bweezemawino wiww be spinning de weke wif me. we wiww has swumber pawtdees an cuk owts and we wiww ete at fansy westwans and go to moobees and ete wotsa poppycown. we wiww jump owf de bwij in my hows and wand on a piwe ob piwwows bewow. sins i has bin sik i has bin on miny caw wides. i wud wike tu git my dwibers wisins. i wud wike tu be a caw dwiber wike my momy. den ebeey day i wud go to de dwibe up winder and ask fow sum chigin an ise cweme. de peepows wud be wukkng fow me eesh day an if i was wunning wayt day wud say oh. we has bin so wowwied abowchu an i wud say sowwy der was a wong wine at de liberry. an day wud say we has yur chigin weddy and sins yu is wayt we wiww gib yu eggstwa becoz yu muss be so hungwy. i wiww gib wides tu awl my fwins and we wiww go to petco and petsmawt an duncun donuts. i wint tu de noowologiss and him wukt fwoo my eres at my bwane. him sed my bwane was bewy lubbly. i bawkt an bawkt and it ekkode awl ober de pways. momy towd me ebberbotty coming in was not der tu see me, but i no her was wong. day was der tu see me. i yam de kwene. momy juss doan no it. luv holly

Friday, September 7, 2012

mayl

i wub tu git mayl. ebber tym a pakij comes i no it is fow me. sumtyms momy sez howwy, not ebbewy pakij is fow yu. i no her is wong. sins i has bin sik, i has gotten fwee pakijis!!! i got a pootow. i got a bummy. i got a bwankie.
i wub awl my pakijis. i wub it win de mayl comes. i wuv it win momy sez yu did not git any mayl tuday, but here is a cuukiee!! i wub cuukees!!! day is eben bedder dan mayl. owr maybe juss as gud. i wiww poase pigchers ob me wif my get weww giffs! luv holly dis fing is not wetting me poas pigchers ob my pwessies. i fink it muss be jelus. momy sed we wiww twy tu add dem wayter. luv holly

my furst munf wif addisons

it has bin a munf sins we fownd owt i hab addisons dizeeze. i yam duwing well. after de furss tu wekes on my medsins my numbers wer nowmal. after tu mower wekes, day is eben mower nowmal. i lik being sik. i get tu go tu de bet a wot. i du not wike de bampiwers der day steew my bwud. but momy taks a bag ob cuukees and gibs me sum. i du not wike it win day stab me on de hip eeder, but i wike de wess. win i wint dis weke der was a doggy wayting fow me. him wanned tu pway wif me. him smifft my fase and my eres and him wagged hims tayl at me. i did a lubbly play bow and bawkt at him. momy sed, howwy, be kwy yet. i did not wike her saying dat. de dog wint tu sit by hims momy, so i sat by my momy and i swid unner a tay bull. win i got unner der it was bewy fun so i hid an maded coot noyziz. i fowt dat bowy wud wan tu pway wif me but him wantied tu tak a nap insted. dat was bewy sad. ebewybotty der wannid tu pet me. day awl fowt i was so coot. i wike dat, becoz i yam bewy coot and ebberbotty shud be my fwin. ebewybotty der noze my naym and wants to pet me. dat is gud. win we fimawy got tu leeb i wint behined de desk an hewpt de lubbly laydees wot wuk der. i wet dem awl pet me and I stood up an poot my hans on de dest and wukt at de compooter and i stowe a witing pin. momy maded me poot it bak. day awr bewy eggsidied dat i wiww go bak in tu weges. so fawr i am happy tu be spinning tym der. an i wiww be gwad tu go bak. i fink i mite tak my towys negst tym. luv holly

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

ime bin a wittel bit sik

i has not bin feewing gud. fings juss hasint bin kwite wite and momy and datty and wowy bin wowwied abowt me. my fwins bin wowwied abowt me tu.
tuday i wint tu de nise bet and her chekt me awl ober and day poked my weg and wukt at my hart. i did not bite inny botty an day was awl weewy pwowd ob me. den i gottied to com hoam and i napt awl apternune. de bet cawld bak an her sed i mite has addisons diseez. i has tu has sum mower tess on fursday. an den i mite has tu has a imjegshum ebewy munf. dats otay, if it hewps me feew bedder, i wiww be bwabe and momy sed her wiww gib me a cuukie ees tym. i du not no hu addison is but i wud wike tu gib him bak hims diseez. luv holly

Friday, July 6, 2012

i yam gowing tu be a big sibsder

gess wot. i yam gowing tu be a big sibsder. i yam gowing tu git a wittel sibsder ow bwudder sune. i du not no win, maybe tuwmowwow owr maybe negzt fursty owr negz yere. dis is wot a pinkie wuks wike. a pinkie is a baybee puppy day has pink nozies and pink feeties and pink eyeieyeis. we has a pinkie pawtwowle and win de pinkies is bown we go to kepe dem sabe becoz bad peepules awways com an tayk dem fwom day momys. we pertek dem. it nebber wuks dowe becoz suddingwy day is goned. i yam eggsidied abowt hasing dis pinkie at my hows. i wiww hewp momy tak ker ob it. momy has sed i cannot bawk in its fase ow stomp its tummy ow kewwy it by its hed. i sed, yeah wite momy. i fowt i was gonter be de big sibsder. i make de woowls hewe. her sed huh uh and i sed lalalalalalalala i cayn here yu!!!!!!!!!! yer mouf is moobing but no sown is coming owt. lalalalalalalalala ha ha momy finks i yam fummy. i fink her is jus dewoodied!! ha ha no momy i was saying yu luk lobbly tuday.... luv holly de big sibsder dis pigcher is me, taking ker ob sum pinkies, see wot a gud big sibsder i wiww be. luv holly

yoo hoo hollllyyyyyyyyyyy

yoo hooo holly wer has yu bin?
dis is wot i asted mysewb win i saw how wong i has not wittin in my bwog. i wiww teww yu wer i has bin. i has bin on faseybuk. dat is a pwanit faw faw away, wer yu wite tu fwins. eben tu unfwins, peepules and doggys yu du not no. faseybuk is a bewy stwanj pwanit. it suks yu in. it makes yu fink yu cayn wib wifout it, and den.... bam.... it etes de fings yu poasts. it makes yur pigchers go away and impowtan fings yu wite is jus not der iny mower. it tewws yu yur fwin has witten tu yu but yu can nebber fined it. it tewws yu it wiww chanj yur pwofiwe wedder yu wan it tu owr not. fasebuk is bewy skewy. but de wuss fing abowt it is it suks yu in. yu wayk up in de mowning an wunder wot win on in fasebuk wand wile i swepp. wot has my fwins wote? is inybotty wuking fow me? did i git a mesij? is i imbitied tu a pawty ow maybe de kwene nedes me to ware her cwown wile her goze pawashooting wif a waw mart bag... dat is a bewy gud fing. pawashooting wif a waw mawt bag is wun ob de fummeist fings in de wurl. yu go up in de helamocopter wot is bwite and shimy wed. and yu huk yur wittel wegs fwoo de tu howes on de waw mawt bag. den yur fwins shub yu owt and yu fwote and fwutter tu de gwown... down down down and der is a big piwwow owr yur momy wayting tu kech yu. it is wke fwying ownwy bedder becoz it is fum fum fum. an its a gwate way tu make a intwins.
my twiblets an me has bin pawfekting dis pawashooting wif waw mawt bags fow a wile now. sumtimes we pawashoots for fum and sumtimes if der is a pawty we wunt inbited tu, we kinder just dwop in... momy kepes saying howwy we muss spin wess time on fasebuk and mow time witing on yur bwog. and i say. otay momy. but den we nebber du. it is hot at my hows. i hoap it is not so hot at yur howse and dat yu doan have boom booms owr fiwer wurks ow eben bit wums wif lebinty miwwyun fetes hu cayn tye day own timmis shuwes. my wittel paws cayn tye dowes wittel timmis shuwe stwings bewy muss. luv holly