i yam gowing tu be a big sibsder

gess wot. i yam gowing tu be a big sibsder. i yam gowing tu git a wittel sibsder ow bwudder sune. i du not no win, maybe tuwmowwow owr maybe negzt fursty owr negz yere. dis is wot a pinkie wuks wike. a pinkie is a baybee puppy day has pink nozies and pink feeties and pink eyeieyeis. we has a pinkie pawtwowle and win de pinkies is bown we go to kepe dem sabe becoz bad peepules awways com an tayk dem fwom day momys. we pertek dem. it nebber wuks dowe becoz suddingwy day is goned. i yam eggsidied abowt hasing dis pinkie at my hows. i wiww hewp momy tak ker ob it. momy has sed i cannot bawk in its fase ow stomp its tummy ow kewwy it by its hed. i sed, yeah wite momy. i fowt i was gonter be de big sibsder. i make de woowls hewe. her sed huh uh and i sed lalalalalalalala i cayn here yu!!!!!!!!!! yer mouf is moobing but no sown is coming owt. lalalalalalalalala ha ha momy finks i yam fummy. i fink her is jus dewoodied!! ha ha no momy i was saying yu luk lobbly tuday.... luv holly de big sibsder dis pigcher is me, taking ker ob sum pinkies, see wot a gud big sibsder i wiww be. luv holly