me pawt wun

wuns der was a wittel bwown beardie gurl borned in de mowntings an hur did not has innybotty tu lub hur. den wun day a bewy nise famwy dwobe a bewy faw way tu a pways wif snow fawwing and day got dis wittel puh pee. day lubbed hur bewy muss an naymde hur holly. hur momy sumtyms cawws hur hilly showt fow hillbilly. becoz hur is fwom de mowntings. hilly holly is a bewy mose kwene ob de wurl in de land ob hollyardia on de pwanit ob twibletopia. hur has a momy an a datty an a hoomin sisstur an a cat wif wun ere wot caynt see an is bewy fat. hims naym is smowbawl becoz him is wyte but hims nickkity naym is lard butt.

win howwy furs wint tu lib wif dis famwy day had tu udder kitties. day has bofe now goned tu de waynbowe bwij, day was emiwy and mowwy.

emiwy was bewy owd an sik and hur was bwinde an bwayn damijd. mowwy was bewy swete an hur wud pet howwy on de noze wif her teeny tiny fingur nayls.

smowbawl luvd howwy bewy muss. win momy got howwy, hur sed smowbawl, dis noo wittel fing is not dinnur, it is ower pet an yu muss tayk bewy gud ker ob it an nebber wet innyfing hurt it. sowe smowable tuk bewy gud ker ob howwy and tawt hur tu kech mise an bwang hur bunnees fow snaks. wun tym momy noo howwy and smowbawl was up tu sumfing an howwy tuk owf wunning. momy fowwowed hur and hewd owt hur han an sed howwy, dwop it. an howwy being suj a gud gurl dwopt a weel libe mows in momys han. wun tym howwy was pwaying toss wif a stupft aminal wot smowbawl had bwun her an momy sed dwop it but den its hed fwooo wite pass momy an it was a ded bummy. momy pikt it up in a shubell an sed we kepe awl ower ded bummys in de woods. an hur tuk it tu a foonewull. den hur bomited.

howwy was a gud puh pee wot nebber wissind tu momy. wotebber momy sed howwy dit not du it. howwy wud jup up an gwab momys poanee tayl and hang fwom it an hur wud jump up an gwab momys sweebs and wip dem. howwy did not pay inny atinshum tu momy at awl. wun fing howwy lubbed tu du was wun apter bawls. hur was sowe sowe fass wyk de winned. hur wud chays bawls fow yeres an miles an gallons at a tym... hur shud has bin a famus bawl pwayer.

ind ob pawt wun. pawt tu wiww be negz. luv holly