it is no fum tu be sik but sumtyms it is

i has bin sik. momy is wowweed abowt me. my fwin duncan donuts has bin sik an his momy has bin wowweed abowt him. an my momy has bin wowweed about duncan donuts and duncan donuts momy has bin wowweed abowt me. an awl ower udder fwinses momys is wowweed abowt bofe ob us. i fink wowweeying is sumfing momys du bess. my momy tayks bewy gud ker ob me. hur tayks me tu de bet an day du ebbyfing tu fined owt wot is wong wif me. day steew my bwud an day wuk at my tumy and day gib me twetes and day weed stuff an day shake day hed an day tawk tu momy an pet me an gib me mowe twetes. i muss ete spechow fude now but i luv it. it is de bess fude in de wurl. i gobbow it down. i has bin eteing owf a pwayt dat de hoomins ete owf becoz i yam so spechow. duncan donuts has fowgot how tu ete. but hims momy is teeching him back. her and hims datty fedes him wif a swinj an him gobbows it down. hims momy twyde miny fudes an him desided him wyks buffa lope buggers and den him et sum ob hims bwudders kibbul. dat was a hap hap happy day.

momys is not bets and day is not dogters and day is not nussis weww sum momys is dogters and bets and nussis but not mine and dunkys. but day has tukt gud ker ob us and mayded is be gitting weww ow at wees bedder. i wiww be ate yeres owd sune, an momy sed howwy yu muss be here fow miny yeres tu cum so we kin has miny miny burfday pawtees fow yu an faye. an so sins it matturs so muss tu momy i sed otay momy i wiww du dat fow yu. i wiww git weww an yu kin kepe feding me dis bess fude in de wurl and gibbing me fibteme medsins a day. ha ha ha i cwak me up. me an duncan donuts is gonter be weww becoz ower momys wiww not tayk no fow an ansur. so der. *holly stomps hur wittel fut!!* i luv yu momy an i luv dat choo tayk suss gud ker ob me. luv holly