Tuesday, August 27, 2013

nowe i du not wyk tu ware fings on my hed.

on sunndy momy towcherd me an faye. hur poot stuff on iwer heds and maded us git iwer pigchers tukind. it was bewy mene an not nise an yes we got cuukkees but not enuf tu mayk up fow it. hur fowndid tu hedbands wede nebber worned befower so gess wot hur fowt "oh dese wiww be suj coot pigchers". no momy yu is wong. day is not coot.

hollycamp

dis weke awl my fwins is at my hows for holly camp. dis is de furd yere we has had camp. we awl lib in tints in de bak yawrd and hab campfiwers. de momys awl sind fude and snaks. we sing and pway gayms and swim and ete and woas mawshmellers and hot dogs on de campfiwer and de baybees is cwayzee and we ete. a lot. dis mowning momy maded abowt lebinty fibe miwwyumm pamcakes.
we had wotsa surp an budder and we awl got bewy stiky. my sisstur faye is awways durty and stiky. we wowwed in de gwass an ebbybotty got gwas stuk tu day fase. it was bewy fum. gwobey bwang sossijis and ebbybotty ated dem. yesturdy momy cukt eges and der was stinnky fawts ebbywer. yuk.. i du not wyk fawts. tuday we is gonter swim. momy has fiwd up my wittel poowell wif wadder an we is tayking turns spwashing. we muss wash de baybees so day du not git dwowndid. we muss mayk shore angussnook duz not git hims fetes wet. de wadder is foowell ob gwas and twigs so we is pwetinin it is a swawmp. me an faye swepe inside wif iwer momy so hur doan git tu misting us. sum ob iwer fwins got hoam sik wass nite and was bewy sad. we has a big tint fow de momys wot wants tu stay- sum momys mist day baybees tu mush fow dem tu be goned. sum ob my fwins fink day is not here becoz day did not say du not fowgit tu cum git me, but i gotted dem eben ifn day didn't no i did. i fink day kepes a bwankie ober day hed so day du not see dat day is at my hows. i wud nebber fowgit a fwin.
hollycamp is de bess tym ob de yere. i wuv it. luv holly

Monday, August 19, 2013

hedware fow wayn

me an faye has ower noo hedware fow de upcoming wayn. umbwella hats is aw ways in styl. luv holly

wayn wayn gowe aye way

has yu ebber had wayn at yur hows? weww. i has had so bewy muss wayn dis sumer dat i fink i lib in a wibber. it is juss widicoowus. i sed, momy i du not wan it tu wayn inny mower. i yam tiwerd ob being insyd wif dat cwayzee sisster yu bwang hoam. i yam tiwerd ob hur being so wet. i yam tiwerd ob de towells on de fwower being mutty. ders nuffin tu du an i yam bowerd. i wan tu go swepe in my cwayt but yu say my fetes is wet. i yam tiwerd ob it mayk it gowe away. an momy sed, here howwy cum has a cuukkee and du not bawk acher sisster. wots a beardie tu du? weww, being a bewy owgunyzde gurl i desided tu mayk sum wiss ob fings tu du in de wayn. nummer wun- bawk untiww momy bwings yu a cuukkee nummer tu- bawk sum mower sowe momy wiww bwing eben anudder cuukkee. nummer fwee- tayk a nap but wayk up ebby wuns in a wile an bawk acher sisstur. nummer lebin- gicher fete wet an step in durt an den mayk bootyfuww modurn awt on de kishin fwower.
nummer niney- peetin yu has a tummee ake so yur momy wiww sit wif yu and wub it nummer ate- bawk at de bak dore an ak wyk yu nedes tu pee but den win momy opins it, wuk at hur wyk hur is cwayzee nummer tin- gowe owt an win momy cawws yu in juss wuk at hur an say i du not speke ingwish nummer fower- gicher sisstur tu take a stuffy owtsied an den leeb it so momy has tu gowe git it nummer twewb- git on yur momys wass nurb. nummer furteme- gicher sisstur tu git weewy wet an mutty sowe momy wiww be so pwowd ob yu fow beying so cwene. nummer twinny- git awl wet an den tayk so wong tu gicher fete wet so dat win yu go in de wibbing woom, yur sisster pees on de cawpit weww, it is tym fow me tu bawk fow a cuukkee, so i had bedder wechu gowe and i wiww tawk tu yu sune!!! luv holly

Friday, February 8, 2013

fings has chainjed

weww. dat noo sibster has gottied here. we is making momy hapy by gitting awong. tunite we peepeed tugebber, weww, bofe in de saym twip owtside. i gottied tu ete sum ob her fude wot got spiwd. her is kinder coot and her fowwows me. i fink her wyks me becoz her kist me on de noze. momy stiww wuvs me. momy maded shore i had my momy an me tym tunite an her had a nite nite time wif me and wif de gurl. mine was furs dowe. momy sed i wiw awayz be her furs big gurl. i cayn see so gud. but dis puppy kin see gud an her can go up and down de stayrs. i can not. but momy is gonter gate it owf becoz her doan wan faye upstarez, owe did i teww yu her naym is faye. weww it is. an here is her pigcher.
i fink dis mite be otay. i wiww awayz has sumwun wif me an sumwun tu stewe fude fwom. her has gud fued. luv holly

Sunday, January 27, 2013

sibstur

dis is me as a puppee. negz weekin i yam gitting a noo sibstur. momy sed it wiww be nise, an i wiww hab sumwun tu wun an pway wif. i yam finking dat wiww be fum. i has bin de ownwy doggy in dis hows my howe life, so i yam a wittel wundering wot mite hapin. i du no dat momy wiww aways luv me an i wiww awways be de nummer wun gurl. i du no dat her is not gitting dis noo puppee becoz i yam sik. her has wanded a puppee sibstur fow me ebber sins i was wittel, but i was so wilde her fowt i mite hurt a puppee. now i yam so bewy weww behabed dat her nose i wiww not hurt a puppee. momy gottied me a bwon puppee becoz i yam bwon, and her sed we wud mach. i yam bewy gud at maching, i du wyk tu mach wyke if momy etes chese i muss mach an ete chese. if momy has ise in her gwas i muss hab an ise. maching is bewy impowtan. * gess wot. wass nite momy poowed owt awl my baybee towys. i fown jorj, him is de wittel bare wot was my furst towy. momy bwang it an my pink bwankee win her camed tu git me. i stuud and skwuk jorj fow abowt tin minits wass nite, it was so gud tu see him. momy sed i has mower towys dan inny tin dogs nede. ha ha i sed i nede dem awl. her sed we shud gabber sum up fow de doggy shewter so i sed maybe but i muss fink on dis. * miss pat gibbed me a bootyfuww towy powch fow cwiss miss wif my nayme on it. momy poot it in de wibbing woom wif my fabwit towys in it awl de wuns wot skweke so gud. den i poowled dem awl owt and pwayste dem awtisticwy awl ober de fwower. it wuks soooooooooooooooo gud de way i did it. * momy finks dat hasing de noo ppuppee wiww hewp me not be so wongwy ifn her goze tu de gwoswy stower. i sed maybe but i yam stiww gowing tu sit and stare at her and tap her wif my paw so her can pet me fow owers at a tym, juss wike now. luv holly

Saturday, January 12, 2013

wintur tym wintur tym

it is wintur tym. me an momy gottied owt ower scawfs an hats an gwubs an fuzzy sogs. we is sitteen at de dore wayting fow snow. tap tap tap. wer is yu snow? it is not here. my fwin angussnook has wotsa snow. wotsa my udder fwins has snow. me an bweezemawino an sum ob my udder fwins duz not has snow. dat is not fare. momy poot a burd fedeur owt. i wyk tu chase de burds and make dem fwy. i smiff de gwas wer day has bin an twy tu deside ifn day is dangers zombeee burds. i fink day is. i wiww sabe my momy fwom dem i has had a gud yere dis yere so faw. i has bin pwaying wotsa bawl. i fwoo my helamocopter to angussnooks hows so awl my fwins cud pway in de snow. i has had my hed pettied a wot. i has had sum misojis. i wyks dat. wot has yu bin duwing? fow my momys burfday dis yere i yam gowing tu gib her a wummerfull pwesin!! i yam gowing tu sit wif her awl day and wet her pettied my hed. i wiww pettied her wif my paw ifn hur fowgits tu kepe petting me. i yam hoaping momy wiww bayk me sum cuukkees. i du wyk cuukkees. bewy muss. i hab gottinged tu be a big gurl, i yam not a skinny minny inny mower. momy sed dat i has a gud appletyde now. i fink i yam juss gud at ebberfing. ha ha ha i cwak me up. weww i muss go bak tu sitteen at de winder washing fow snow. kech yu on de fwip snide!!! hah a ha luv holly