it is no fum tu be sik but sumtyms it is

i has bin sik. momy is wowweed abowt me. my fwin duncan donuts has bin sik an his momy has bin wowweed abowt him. an my momy has bin wowweed about duncan donuts and duncan donuts momy has bin wowweed abowt me. an awl ower udder fwinses momys is wowweed abowt bofe ob us. i fink wowweeying is sumfing momys du bess. my momy tayks bewy gud ker ob me. hur tayks me tu de bet an day du ebbyfing tu fined owt wot is wong wif me. day steew my bwud an day wuk at my tumy and day gib me twetes and day weed stuff an day shake day hed an day tawk tu momy an pet me an gib me mowe twetes. i muss ete spechow fude now but i luv it. it is de bess fude in de wurl. i gobbow it down. i has bin eteing owf a pwayt dat de hoomins ete owf becoz i yam so spechow. duncan donuts has fowgot how tu ete. but hims momy is teeching him back. her and hims datty fedes him wif a swinj an him gobbows it down. hims momy twyde miny fudes an him desided him wyks buffa lope buggers and den him et sum ob hims bwudders kibbul. dat was a hap hap happy day.

momys is not bets and day is not dogters and day is not nussis weww sum momys is dogters and bets and nussis but not mine and dunkys. but day has tukt gud ker ob us and mayded is be gitting weww ow at wees bedder. i wiww be ate yeres owd sune, an momy sed howwy yu muss be here fow miny yeres tu cum so we kin has miny miny burfday pawtees fow yu an faye. an so sins it matturs so muss tu momy i sed otay momy i wiww du dat fow yu. i wiww git weww an yu kin kepe feding me dis bess fude in de wurl and gibbing me fibteme medsins a day. ha ha ha i cwak me up. me an duncan donuts is gonter be weww becoz ower momys wiww not tayk no fow an ansur. so der. *holly stomps hur wittel fut!!* i luv yu momy an i luv dat choo tayk suss gud ker ob me. luv holly

how du yu mind a bwokin hawt?

how du yu mind a bwokin hawt? i du not no. momy sed it is bewy hawd tu du. sumtyms sumwun goze a way owr gits mad ow goze tu de waynbowe bwij an yur hawt bwakes. sum tymes sumfin sad hapins tu yur fwin an yur hawt bwakes fow dem. sutyms sumwun hurts peepow yu luv an yu fined owt day was not wot yu fowt.... dat bwakes yur hart.... sumtyms der is juss no unnerstaning.....how du yu figz it? weww, i muss fink ob a way.... hewe is wot i fink.......... ete tayp. den it wiww stik it bak tugedder. nope. momy is shooking hur hed at me.

ete gwoo. den it wiww... nope, momy is stiww shooking hur hed. ete a ban dade?... shooking shooking... neetull and fwed???? shooking shooking... momy yur hed is gowing to fawl owf.... hmmmm tap tap tap... momy sez yu has tu wet tym past. i du not wyk dat idere. i du not wyk fow tym tu past. i fink dat harts shud be mayded owt ob wubber owr pwastig sowe dat day kin not bwake ebber. i fink ebby hoomin shud be nise and dat nuffin bad shud ebber hapin. i fink wyfe shud be eezy an no wun shud git hurt. i fink hoomins shud tawk tu eesh udder and den hug an mayk up an no wun shud git sik ow dye ow dwop day ise cweme coam. dis is de way it is in hollyardia, my wurld. pees cum stay der wif me an we wiww awl be hapy an ebbybotty mene wiww not come der an no harts wiww git bwoked. luv holly

song ob my fwins (sung tu de choon ob awr yu sweping bwudder jon)

bweezemawino, bweezemawino, angussnook, angussnook, tiwwman and cawhoon, tiwwman and cawhoon indi and smokey, indi and smokey. skye, tegan, rhys, and baybee caysee, bonnie and fee, twabeler an paisley. and doan fowgit maddie. guiness, sissy and anya, guiness sissy and anya fwo, dusty, miwes. fwo, dusty, miwes. cooper an sissy, cooper an sissy, steppi and coco. steppi and coco. lilly, spock and scoddie, lilly spock, and scoddie, moi and mia, moi and mia dexie and georgie, dexie and georgie, stewie, buffet, murphy. stewie, buffet murphy. barkwy and jakey, barkwy and jakey, casey and duncan, casey and duncan. pawis and twiton, pawis and twiton, ewton, monty, kit. ewton monty kit. wallace and maidie, lainie and bunker, cal, asti, abbie, cal asti, abbie gertie, gin and bundy, gertie gin and bundy, baileyfwazier, baileyfwazier. chief and sailor, chief and sailor, gwacie and gwobey, gwacie and gwobey, sadie and sammy, brianna and kyla, ewwa and ise, ewwa and ise. annie and bailey, holly and finn, ruckus and mayhem, ruckus and mayhem, sonic, spaghetti and sage, sonic, spaghetti and sage, cooper and clem, cooper and clem. bean and abby, gypsy and adele, gracie, cosette, gracie, cosette, merlin and rhiannon, merlin and rhiannon, channing and roz, channing and roz. thumper and captain and little maddie, pepsi, sierra and whisper, pepsi, sierra and whisper, trophy, secret and ryder, trophy, secret and ryder, and cricket too, and cricket too. ailsa and brae, dottie and chloe, loki and faye, loki and faye an of course me holly and of course me holly nellie gwacie and mikka, newwie gwacie and mikka. mandy and olliebear, dewey and tucker, tanner and pyper, rune and tarot and ob corse lylly and ob corse lylly i fink dats awl. i fink dats awl.....

nowe i du not wyk tu ware fings on my hed.

on sunndy momy towcherd me an faye. hur poot stuff on iwer heds and maded us git iwer pigchers tukind. it was bewy mene an not nise an yes we got cuukkees but not enuf tu mayk up fow it. hur fowndid tu hedbands wede nebber worned befower so gess wot hur fowt "oh dese wiww be suj coot pigchers". no momy yu is wong. day is not coot.

hollycamp

dis weke awl my fwins is at my hows for holly camp. dis is de furd yere we has had camp. we awl lib in tints in de bak yawrd and hab campfiwers. de momys awl sind fude and snaks. we sing and pway gayms and swim and ete and woas mawshmellers and hot dogs on de campfiwer and de baybees is cwayzee and we ete. a lot. dis mowning momy maded abowt lebinty fibe miwwyumm pamcakes.

we had wotsa surp an budder and we awl got bewy stiky. my sisstur faye is awways durty and stiky. we wowwed in de gwass an ebbybotty got gwas stuk tu day fase. it was bewy fum. gwobey bwang sossijis and ebbybotty ated dem. yesturdy momy cukt eges and der was stinnky fawts ebbywer. yuk.. i du not wyk fawts. tuday we is gonter swim. momy has fiwd up my wittel poowell wif wadder an we is tayking turns spwashing. we muss wash de baybees so day du not git dwowndid. we muss mayk shore angussnook duz not git hims fetes wet. de wadder is foowell ob gwas and twigs so we is pwetinin it is a swawmp. me an faye swepe inside wif iwer momy so hur doan git tu misting us. sum ob iwer fwins got hoam sik wass nite and was bewy sad. we has a big tint fow de momys wot wants tu stay- sum momys mist day baybees tu mush fow dem tu be goned. sum ob my fwins fink day is not here becoz day did not say du not fowgit tu cum git me, but i gotted dem eben ifn day didn't no i did. i fink day kepes a bwankie ober day hed so day du not see dat day is at my hows. i wud nebber fowgit a fwin.

hollycamp is de bess tym ob de yere. i wuv it. luv holly

hedware fow wayn

me an faye has ower noo hedware fow de upcoming wayn. umbwella hats is aw ways in styl. luv holly

wayn wayn gowe aye way

has yu ebber had wayn at yur hows? weww. i has had so bewy muss wayn dis sumer dat i fink i lib in a wibber. it is juss widicoowus. i sed, momy i du not wan it tu wayn inny mower. i yam tiwerd ob being insyd wif dat cwayzee sisster yu bwang hoam. i yam tiwerd ob hur being so wet. i yam tiwerd ob de towells on de fwower being mutty. ders nuffin tu du an i yam bowerd. i wan tu go swepe in my cwayt but yu say my fetes is wet. i yam tiwerd ob it mayk it gowe away. an momy sed, here howwy cum has a cuukkee and du not bawk acher sisster. wots a beardie tu du? weww, being a bewy owgunyzde gurl i desided tu mayk sum wiss ob fings tu du in de wayn. nummer wun- bawk untiww momy bwings yu a cuukkee nummer tu- bawk sum mower sowe momy wiww bwing eben anudder cuukkee. nummer fwee- tayk a nap but wayk up ebby wuns in a wile an bawk acher sisstur. nummer lebin- gicher fete wet an step in durt an den mayk bootyfuww modurn awt on de kishin fwower.

nummer niney- peetin yu has a tummee ake so yur momy wiww sit wif yu and wub it nummer ate- bawk at de bak dore an ak wyk yu nedes tu pee but den win momy opins it, wuk at hur wyk hur is cwayzee nummer tin- gowe owt an win momy cawws yu in juss wuk at hur an say i du not speke ingwish nummer fower- gicher sisstur tu take a stuffy owtsied an den leeb it so momy has tu gowe git it nummer twewb- git on yur momys wass nurb. nummer furteme- gicher sisstur tu git weewy wet an mutty sowe momy wiww be so pwowd ob yu fow beying so cwene. nummer twinny- git awl wet an den tayk so wong tu gicher fete wet so dat win yu go in de wibbing woom, yur sisster pees on de cawpit weww, it is tym fow me tu bawk fow a cuukkee, so i had bedder wechu gowe and i wiww tawk tu yu sune!!! luv holly