chwistmas eve

today is chwistmas eve. that means when you wake up tomorrow you get new things given to you, there are really good smells in the house, lots of trash on the floor to play in, and mommy gives you punkin!! i do love punkin, trash to play in, good smells and new things.

i like to help my mommy cook. if you stand right behind her in the food room, she might step back, and be startled and drop something. sometimes she says, o holly you had better not have that it's not good for dogs, but other times she says o holly i'm so messy can you clean that up for me? if you stand vewwy quiet for a long time and then poke the human person playing wif food in the butt wif your nose, they will jump and dwop somefing and say o holly you scared me. that's so much fun. i usually wiggle a lot after something that fun!

i am a good floor cleaner upper. i get all the things my mommy drops and i am good at it. i have an important job. whenever my humans get ice chips from the big sliver box, some fall on the floor. I always go and stand and when they fall i pick them up and eat them! that way no one gets them on their feetses and freeze their toes off. i am a good helper.

so i've already gotten some of my pwesents. mommy gave me a ball that talks. no fooling. it says all kinds of stuff, sometimes i pick it up and it talkes in my mouf. that's funny. i put it down and bat it wif my feetses and mommy laughs and says get it holly and i get very egg sided. it's fun, but i can't play wif it for vewwy long, i just stop and that's it. then mommy puts it on the table and puts something in it to make it be quiet. she says if it talked in the night it would scare us all.

i has other pwessents tho that i've not gotten yet and i'm vewwwy egg sided.

have you ever et applies? i think applies might be my favorite food. mommy was baking applies for the humans one night and i stood right behind her because i wanted them to fall. so then she got a real applie and cut the yello parts off and cut it in little bits and she sat on the floor and we ate it together. a bite for holly a bite for mommy a bite for holly a bite for mommy. o it was so so good. i fink it might even be better than green beans and that's quite a compliment.

well, i'm going to go creep under that big tree they grew in the house and see if i can grab some of the flat things with flowers on top. i hope you have a great chwistmas and get some applies and a talking ball!
luv holly
hey don't i look good in my hat. don't tell my mommy because she's always wanting to put stuff on my head and i don't want to encourage her

sad sad puppy

they told me that i was going to have snow. channing my fwind heard it on the news at her house and she lives vewwy vewwy far away and they said, holly is going to have 18 inches of snow at her house. my old house got snow.

i myself and my mommy and my catses got wain. even my human girl who lives north of here because she lives upstairs, got wain. vewwwy vewwy sad.






bad weather man, bad bad.

o dere.....

it's been so long since i wrote on my blog. i feel vewwy vewwy sad about that. i has been so busy. i have a fwind channing that i talk to on facebook and somedays we talk a lot. i was supposed to get snow but i didn't i got a lot of wain and then it turned to mud and mommy said holly you don't smell so good, and i thought i smelled weally weally good. hmmm. maybe the piggie flu made my mommy's nose not work right.

i had my christmas photo shoot. we send beardie cards every year to beardies and their families. this year, mommy was mean mean mean and put a santa hat on my head. i let her do it and take pictures, but i made sure i didn't smile.

tomorrow is my human grrrl's burfday. she will be old old old. in dog years she will be 1.62 years. that's not vewwy old. how can she be that age, when she is oldre than me but i'm 4? i don't know. if she was a dog, in human years she'd be 82. that's even older than our mommy. so that doesn't make sense either. i am so confusticated. i don't no how she is now. mommy says she'll be 17. that's younger than my fwind mr. madgregor, he's going to be 18 next month. he's a vewwy vewwy cool dude and i love him so much. i hope he'll be happy for a weally long time to come!




well next week is chwistmas. do you have your shopping done? i didn't shop, my mommy shopped for me. she is my seccy-terrier. that means she does the stuff i can't do, or don't want to do, or don't have time to do, or wish i could do but am just too cool to do.... stuff like that. so she did my chwistmas shopping. we has to get something for my catses. what do catses want? i fink they want to play wif me!!!!

my big old white lard butted cat has to have his ear cut off. it's sad but it will make him better. he is a white cat wif pink ears and mommy has to put suntan lotion on his ears but he still got cancer, so they has to cut it off. he'll be fine. even worse than that is that he is too fat and has to go on a dye-et. mommy has to get him some food for lard butted catses and not give him much. he doesn't et green beens and applies like i do, so he has to go on this dye-et.

oh, one more important thing. my feetses are muddy.

yesterday mommy peeled me applies and cut them in little pieces and fed them to me one by one. it was the best thing i've ever etten. have you ever etten applies? they is the bestest food in the world. so instead of having a ham which is really a piggie, or a turkey which is really a birdie, have applies for chwistmas dinner!



Love Holly