twiblets

i is a only child, but i is a twiblet. what, you ask is a twiblet? well i will tell you.
a twiblet is when 3 babies is borwn at de same time and is eggzacly alike. i started out wif 3 twiblets. my twiblet angus was bowrn furst, i don't wemember when his burfday is but it's sometime during the year. he will be 5 this year just like me, right now he is a big boyy of 4. den der is me. i is de middle twiblet. i no when my burfday is, it's in ogdober. wite before hollyween. i am a big grrl of 4 and i will be 5 on my negst burfday. den der is bweeze mawino. he is de baby twiblet because he was borwn last. i don't wemember when his burfday is but i fink it's sometime during de year too. he is a big boy of 4 and will be (do you see a pattern here? if you do you are catching on!!) 5 on his negst burfday. so we was de twiblets.

but den our uvver fwinds wanted to be twiblets too. how can dis be you say, how can der be more dan fwee twiblets? well because we made it up and can do it anyway we want to and we want der to be minny minny twiblets of all ages and colors and sizes and shapes because we even has a golded wetweever twiblet and a somefing else i don't wemember maybe a fwog. so now we has 35 i think twiblets and i fink dat's just so funny.

i luv all my twiblets but angus and bweeze mawino and i was de owigninal ones and we is de same age and all dat. dey make me bwave when i is scared and dey make me happy when i is sad. even if dey is scawered of somefing dey help me not be scawred and we nebber laff at each uvver or make fun of each uvver even if angus has to wear his boots. ad if dey is scawred or upset, i will help dem feel better because i luv dem so much. and dis gose for all de twiblets, all 35 of dem. i had to make a list because i might aksidently fowget someone!! ha ha ha.

being a twiblet is de mos funnest fing der is! i hope some day to meet my twiblets in person but dey lives all ober de world. for instins. angus lives in canadadada and bweeze mawino lives in sandy eggo and i lives in norf calowinga.
luv holly

here is most of dem, if i left you out pwease wet me no it was nod intenshunal

angus and
me and
bweeze mawino and
billie bob and
skye and
tegan and
rhys and
gin and
bundy and
channing and
woz and
annie and
oliver and
mandy and
sailor and
bean and
cooper and
spenser and
pepsi and
sierra and
sophie and
i want jasper to be a twiblet and
cal and
nellie and
gwacie and
finn and
holly and
thomas and
rogue and
baby indiana and
gwover and

my newest bestest song

dis song shud be sung to de toon of my favorite fings

my favorite fings by holly

Slobber on noses and dog slime on kittens
Bright bouncy balls and warm doggy mittens
Lots of nice stuffies all tied up wif stwing
Dese is a few of my favorite fings.

All colored beardies and crisp crunchy kibble
Chewies and balls and shoes slimed with dribble
Wild dogs dat wun wif der fur flying free
Dese are de tings dat make me so happy!

Dogs from de dog shows wif lots of nice pwizes
Dogs dat is pets and come in lots of nice sizes
Beardies and collies and spaniels and springs
Dese are a few of my favorite fings.

huggles wif mommy and lots of nice cuddles
crawling on beds and making them muddles
having my ears wubbed and told i'm de best
dese tings are better dan all of de rest.

When de dog bites
When de cat stings
When I’s feeling sad
I simple wemember my favorite fings
And den I don’t feel so bad!!!

some fings to ponder

i has been finnking a lot. we dogs do need our human mommies to take care of us, der is no dowt abowt dat.dey feed us and bwush us (well in my case twy to bwush us and also twy not to get dey fingers bit) and dey give us a pwace to sweep and dey luv us and cuddle us and take cawr of us duwing stowms and fireworks. wife wifout our mommies would be so so sad.

but i has discuvvered somefing. dey needs us as much as we needs dem. because when dey is sad, we is der to make dem happy agin. when dey is longly, we is der to keep dem company. when dey is too busy, we is der to wemind dem dat nuffing is too important to stop a quick game of ball. when dey babies gwow up and go away, we is der to say you still has me mommy. when de day is winding down, we is der to sit wif dem and cudle and lick dey arms and legs cwean.

i don't fink it could get any better dan dat. wife is pwetty good! i wish all doggies and all humans could has dat! luv holly i is a vewwwy wucky grrl and so is my mommy!!!

swimming

i has moved house and so i don't has my own big pool any more. i do has a wading pool and mommy is going to fix it one day for me to splash in

i has a fwind named nellie. she has sisters named gwacie and mikka and dey live in a weally nice fancy speshul eggsiding pwace what has a in gwound pool. gwacie wikes to sit on de steps of de pool on her mommy's lap and de water is vewwwy cool for her.

one day my fwind nellie was wunning and she fell into de pool. she was vewwwy scared and her mommmy lept to her own danger into de water and swam past de shawrks and submarines and whales and gwabbed nellie and swam for 50 hours to get her to safety on de steps. nellie was vewwwy scawered because she is only just a little more than a year old which is still a baby in dog years and she dint' no how to swim. her mommy saved her life. i fink her mommy should get a award fwom de fire department or de fbi or maybe animal cops on tv for being so bwave. gwacie was weally gwad dat her nellie dint dwown and me too. we suggested nellie might want to learn to swim, or make sure she is always wearing water wings and a inner tube just in case. nellie has gotted in de water sins den and she said she moved her feet so she won't dwown.

i fink dis is a weally good wesson that if you has a pool, you might want to always scoot awound your yard in a canoo. luv holly

magical stuffis

what shall i wite about 2day? i fink i will tell about my fwind arwen's winged sheepies. what, you say, did you say arwen has winged sheepies? yes i did say dat vewwwy fing.

to begin wif, arwen and her mommy went to wive in tegsas. it is a far away pwace dat is vewwwy big and has vewwwy big fings in it. mommy says it's as big as de whole world and has wots of sand. de cows der has twees on dey heads, yes in't dat amzing? dey has woad wunners dat go by and say meep meep and shop at acme suppwy, i no dis because i saw it on tv. so when dey moved der, dey was vewwwy sad because arwen's human daddy had died and gone to heaven but dey was so so bwave and moved all de way acwoss de world to wive in dis pwace wif magical cweachurs like cows wif twees on dey heads. arwen's mommy tole her she would get her sheepies, but de sheepies nevver got der.

so arwen was understandably miffed. she got cows and goteses and a kitty and stuff. she had to go to snake cwasss. but no sheepies. but den one day arwens mommy came home wif somefing magical!! it was sheepie egges. we no it was sheepie egges because she had pwomised and so it had to be in de magical land of tegsas.

de furst batch of sheepie egges all went to sweep and dint wake up. but somefing amazing happened wif de second batch. one of dose sheepie egges got a crack and den you could see somefing and den hear somefing and suddenly one day de winged sheepie popped out. it looked kinda like a bwack chicken but it was a baby sheepie! we helped name it and it was named baa-by gwadys!! isn't dat de most beeee oooo teeee ful name for a winged sheepie?

baa-by gwadys is still small but she is starting to get her more feathers and one day she will take a big gasp of air and she will look like a winged sheepie. wight now she is in disguise as a chicken to keep her safe and keep the television cameras away because taking pigchers of magical cweachers is strickly forbidded. arwens mommy dint want baa-by gwadys to be wonely so she got lots of uvver winged sheepies for her to have to pway wif.

all dis makes me so so happy and helps me beweeve in magic because i has seen it wif my own too iyes!! luv holly

oh, pee esss. i forgotted to menshundat arwen hasn't been feewing good and has been ichy and sik to her tummy and i want her to feel better and i fought making her famus mite help her feel better since i fink evewybody in de world weads my bwog! luv holly

holly camp

evewy too years, dey has somefing called beardie camp. dey has it at pureena fawrms in pureena land and lotsa beardies and der humans go. dey do all kindsa things and has contests and eat and swim and herd and learn to do the macarena and make popcorn strings, fun stuff like that. i din't go this year. i has never gone but i din't go this year too. some day mommy said we'd twy to go but it hasn't happened yet.

so i decided to has holly camp at my house. i new i could take my helamocopter and pick up all my fwinds and we could has camp at my house and has lotsa fun and all that jazz. lotsa my fwinds and dey mommmys bwought tents and camped for de week. it was fwom toosday to fwiday, because dat made it one more day dan beardie camp and dat much bettererer!! ha ha ha i cwack me up. i can't even imagine to list all de fwinds what came but der was 20 or 30 or a hunderd there. we had fun.

we had so much fun and we made a facebook gwoup for it and we posted pigchers and everyone said holly this is the mostestest fun i has ever had in my hole life. and some beardies had me come pick dem up fwom beardie camp at night because we had camp fires and scary stories and mashmerlerr cooking at night and one niht it stormed and we was all quaking in our not boots. well angus was prolly wearing bootses but not de west of us.

we played digging and made mud to slide in and we played in baby pools and we all wore tiaras and cwowns and evewy body got to be a pwince or a pwincess and we took naps. my twiblet bweeze mawino brang pam cakes and boy was dey good and we had icee cweam and egges wif cheese and applies and bananananas and booberries and i can't even list all de stuff we had. one day we fwew de helamocopter over beardie camp and dwopped water bawoons on dem. dey fought it was a big storm! ha ha ha we was so funny.

it was so sad when holly camp was over, but we is pwanning to has one in de winter when dey is snow. it'll be called winter holly camp and you should all come because it's de best fing ever. if you want to see all de eggsidement, you can log onto facebook and look for holly camp and you will find it. luv holly

i is so so sad

my fwind nellie told me she came to bisit my bwog and i hadn't written anyfing new and she was sad. so dat made me vewwwy sad. i had been sad before, finking i han't writ on here in a long time, but dat made me sadder.

i has been hasing so many adventures, on facebook, and so i has been witing on der so much i hasn't had time to wite on here. mommy and i were discussing dat today and i sed i must get back to my blogging and so here i is.

i has learned to be a helamocopter pilot. it was somefing i'd never thunk about, but suddenly one day i wealized it wood be a vewwwy useful hobby. so i lurnt. i has a nice shiny wed helamocopter and it can cawwy all my fwinds. it's vewwwy silent and makes no noise. i is afwaid of big noises so dat was imported. it is easy to disgize . sometimes i has to disgize it to fwyy top secwet mishuns. i'll tell you more about dat later.

i has lotsa best wonnerful fwinds from facebook.you see, der are so many dat i can't count dem all. i also has twiblets, you no how free puppies or babies are borned at de same time and dey is twiblets, but i started out being twiblets wif my fwinds bweeze mawino who lives in sandy eggo and angus who lives somewhere but he's afwaid to gets his feetses wet and we was all borned de same year and all of us will be 5 dis year so we is twiblets. but den, lotsa my uvver fwinds wanted to be twiblets and felt left out so now we has a bout 30 twiblest of all colors and ages and even a golded wetweever.

my fwind angus and some uvver fwinds went herding yesterday. i din't get to go so i herded my cat here at home but angus was vewwy bwave and gotted his feets wet! i was so pwoud of him and he got some sort of award for it dey call it a hic i fink it stands for he is cool.

i has found dat i is not de only beardie what is afwaid of funder funder funder. it's bad stuff. i wish you could just send it away in a box. don't work i twied.

i has a vewwwy imported job. i is de head of de pinky patwol. when pinkies is borned, i has to go wif my patwol and collect dem and hide dem or dey end up on aeropwanes and goes away and den philippa (or i guess whoever else has de house wher de pinkies is ) cries a lot, weal tears not like on twue bwood where dey cry finger nail polish.

well, dis is a bit of a update on my life, and i will cwose for now, but i will twy to keep up wif dis much more soon,
i will twy to mowwow to write a bout holly camp, i guess i has your attenshun now!!!!
luv holly

hewwwwo

i hasn't written on my blog in a long time. i got vewwwy vewwwy busy on facebook and also i has been flying around in my helamocopter picking up fwinds and having parties and stuff. its a vewwwy big wesponsibility but i takes it vewwwy sewiously. we went to my fwind jasper's house for a eatster party and his mommy had egges for us to dye and to eat and toast and all kindsa fun fings. i has lotsa new fwinds. i has so much to do.
tonight it is waining and i went out to peee. i wouldn't come in when mommy called. but i finally did. when she was dwying me off i was purring like beardies do, but then i snarled and gwabbed the towel. mommy fussed at me and that hurt my feewings a wot. she has been fussing at me several times lately and i'm not vewwwy happy about it and the other day when i had take 8 shoes and a sock into the living woom she said the bad word "no" to me. i was vewwwy upset about that and was wondering if i should weport it because she might have to go to jail. but i was vewwwy sad about that thought because mommy is so good to me and i love her so much and i fink if you go to jail you don't get to be home wif your doggie. so i just fussed back at her and said oh mommy don't say that ugly word.
sometimes i find it hard to write on my blog because i worry about finding a picture to go wif it and i fink pictures add so much. so i will not worry about that and i''ll twy to write again soon.
please write me a message and i will twy to write back. ask me a question any question and i will write an interesting story about it. luv holly
oh the picture i chose is my human grrrl as a baby dwessed up like a eatster bunny.

valentines day

i bet you have been wondering what i've been doing. well the answer is lots. i had snow, yes S-N-O-W!!!! i didn't have a lot like my fwinds channing and roz and pepsi and mason and all the other fwinds i have but i had some snow and some ice. i wasn't so sure about it, and didn't really want to go out in it, but my mommy walked out wif me and i felt safe and then it was fun. after it fwoze, i liked running on it. mommy would stand on the patio and call my name and i would run back and forth and she would laugh. we did that many many times, more than i can count and it was so fun. i liked the sound my feet made and i liked sliding. i am getting really good at "coming when called" which is something very important to mommies. i get in the far far corner beside the store age building and mommy calls and i run as fast as i can to her and she laughes because i am so cute and make her happy and then she gives me cheese!!!

on the subject of cheese, i have several times lately had a lovely meal of egges and cheese. i like that so much and i beg and beg and play so pretty and mommy gives it to me when it's not hot any more and i eat it all up.


we has also had lots of rain. my yard flooded and one night i got so muddy mommy cried and put me in the shower before she could take my human grrrl to dance class. i think it's fun to run in the puddles and plash the water everywhere. mommy says holly u need some of those nice boots and i say no thank you mommy ever so politely and so i don't have any yet. boots are very nice for some boys and grrrls but to be honest i am not one of those boys and grrrls. i am a barefoot kind of grrrrl.

but the most important thing is that this weekend is valentines day. mommy will be spending the whole day taking the human grrrl to dance rehearsals, but i plan on having maybe some egges and cheese and taking some naps. i wish my mommy would take a nap too because she's so very tired. here are the beardies i'm asking to be my valentines: pepsi and mason and tossie and channing and roz and annie and sailor and fergus and mr. macgregor and the new holly i just met and boo next door and kanga even tho she barks at me and i'm sure i've forgotten someone, but all my fwinds. i'm not sure what a valentine is but i think it's someone you love and i love all my fwinds so so so so so much. but most of all i want my mommy to be my valentine because she takes such good care of me and i love her more than anything on earth! luv holly

i don't like january

you might remember that january was not a happy monf. i was sad thinking about my cat emily and then my cat molly died. then we were ready to be sad when my mommy's burfday came because my oldest human sister was born that day and then died that day too and it's always sad. then alluva sudden my mommy's mother died. she was old, and i couldn't play wif her because mommy said i'd hurt her being so very happy to see people as i am, but i did jump around for her when she came over to see our new house after christmas. but she was in a place called a horse pittle and mommy was driving up there a lot and then i woke up one morning and my mommy wasn't here and it was scary and daddy said that my grandmother had died. last week was a scary week because mommy was gone a lot and tomorrow she has to be gone too.

next year we are not going to have a january, we're going to have a hollyuary and it'll be a fun monf and we'll play and have parties and treats and all kinda stuff like that and nothing sad will be allowd to happen.

i don't know what to put for a picture for this so i'm going to find somefing pwetty! luv holly

in my next post i'll tell you about what happened outside, but this is a serious post so i'll wait!!!

molly

i am very sad today. our cat molly didn't feel well, and mommy said it was her teeth. yesterday she went to the vet and they said her teeth are sore, bring her back tomorrow and we will take out the sick ones and she'll be fine.
but today they called and said our molly died. they don't know why, they tried to take very good care of her, and the vet cried on the phone when my mommy did, but molly won't be coming home. every one is very sad. her son, snowball, doesn't know where his mommy is, but he loved her a lot and has never been without her.
they said she was very old, we'd thought maybe she was 12 or 13, but they thought she was much older than that. she had been a stray and my family took her in even before they had me, and she was a velvety cat and would pur and raise up on her back feet for mommy to pet her head.

i am very sad and miss my cat a lot. why do cats have to go away?
luv, holly

pets

i got to thinking about pets today. do u have a pet? i have 2 catses and i used to have another cat. but she is not alive today and i miss her alot.

what do you do when your pet dies? i was very sad. for a long time, every night my mommy and i would have to take all my toys out of my basket to look for her but she was never there. i looked at her dishes and i looked at all the places she would sleep but she was never there. i would run in the house because she would always show up under my feet when i did that but she was not there. mommy always told me i must be careful and gentle around my emily because she was sick and blind and could not see and felt bad, so i always tried so hard to be so careful of her. if she would get confused and come eat wif me because my food smelled yummy, i would step back and let her have it because i loved her that much. but now i miss her because she is not here. she never lived in this house, and sometimes i wonder if we left her behind, but she was not there for the last while we lived there.

i still miss her. she was a good cat. when mommy and daddy were gone, she would sometimes lay beside my doggie gate to my cubby hole and that was nice. and at night too. we shared a water dish and if it got empty I would carry it to mommy wherever she was and flip it in the air so she could see that it was empty. but we don't use that dish now.

we all miss that cat but i think i miss her most.

so what do you do when you have a pet that goes away and you miss them? here is a picture of my emily wrapped in a blanket sleeping in the chair. i sit in that same chair sometimes, so that's very nice.

luv holly

guess what???????

i bet you think i got snow when i say guess what, but no i didn't. but guess what??? mommy and the human grrrl were baking good smelling stuffs for the human grrl's party tomorrow and i was helping like i rarely do by sitting in the grape room wif daddy. but i heard a very important noise and ran into the kitchen and sat right behind mommy to help her from up close and she laughed and said, o holly i'm not making scrambledy egges, i am cracking egges for the brownies. i sat very still and very very pretty and put a really nice smile on my face and when she looked at me i waved my little hands in the air and the human grrl said she really needs some scrambledy egges, and mommy said wouldn't that be spoiling her a lot, and the human grrl (i think she likes me after all!!!) said, no i think she needs some. so mommy scrambledyed me two egges and put cheese in them and cooled them and then put them in my nice food and i ate it all every bit!!!! it was so so so so yummy and my tummy is so happy.

AND (this must be very important because i uesd big letters which i really don't like to do because they are scary) she went to petco while she was out and bought me 2 bags of food and 2 kinds of cookies and a christmas talking ball that was reduced and it plays sentences and singing and barking and all kinds of stuff and o by the way she also got food for my cat- the momma cat who is not fat and is losing weight on the lard butted cat's new food, but who shouldn't be and the lard butted cat is not losing weight because he eats all the diet food even his mommy's part. boy, i am out of breath from all that!!!

happy new year

happy new year. i am not enjoying the new year very much because on new years eve people shot off fireworks and i didn't like it much. at all. mommy had to give me happy cheese to make me feel better and sit wif me while i was in my crate, because i feel safe there. and now at night, i am worried and i go around the house and look for noises, but i've not found any. mommy says, o holly those noises are gone and they won't be here tonight, but i just have to make sure.

i might get snow thursday night. my friends pepsi and channing and roz have snow and i'm not sure about mason. fergus has snow. and lots of my face book friends do too. mommy and i look at all the pictures of them playing in snow and she says maybe we'll get snow one day holly for you to play in.

i have frozen mud, which is kinda fun, because i can play in it, but my feetses dont' get wet or muddy and i can still get on the car pet afterwards. but i would like snow, wouldn't you? yes, holly i would!!

so i found out that my friend mr. macgregor's burfday isn't this monf but i think we should still have a big party for him because he is such a good friend to everyone. he will be 18 in may, my human grrrl isn't that old yet and she's really really old. i can't even figure it out.

human grrls are interesting things aren't they? they are very confusing. do you have a human grrrl? i do like my human grrrl a lot sometimes she runs in the house and lets me chase her even if she does't have a sock in her mouf. if i have a sock in my mouf she chases me, and it's fun. i jump from chair to chair to couch because i get so egg sided. mommy says grrrls calm down or someone will get hurt and i just laugh because it's fun to run and jump and chase.

well, i'd better find a pictur to post and then post this new years blog because i know you've been waiting for it.

luv, your friend holly!!!!